Forums → The Tavern → If you had 5 minutes with Justin Bieber what would you do?

Treat him like any other kid I see. (read: hang out in the loner's corner. And wait for other people to talk to me first.)

I would sit there eating a bagel for the first 4 minutes, starring directly at him. Then I would ask him what kind of music he likes, if he says Pop or Rap, then I will ask him one question about a famous classic rock artist and if he answers incorrectly then...well...I would beat him down and then leave.

I ask him for an autograph even though I think he looks like a girl when he sings ...

I would welcome Justin Bieber into my home with a bow. I would then caress him under the finely-lit living room with candles dotting the sides and corners of the furniture. I would then nestle him in my lap and read him Mother Goose stories, while we discuss the means of changing a 4-wheel drive transmission unit. I would then fry up some sausages and feed them to him while seeing him off in his shiny, black limousine, hoping his free, gratuitous album isn't fake.

ask him for couple of autographs which I would later sell
and also ask him to borrow me some money, which I would as you guessed never return, and after that slap him in the face

I'd get him to sign photos and stuff and sell it all for loads of money

I dont really care about her so i wouldnt want 5 mins. with her, what i really want to kno is why everyone keeps calling a girl "him" and "he".

I would steal all his chicks.

I would leave, because it would be awkward.

To all people who would kill/bash him:

Remember when Michael Jackson died? Do you know how many of his songs were on the radio? Can you imagine 24/7 Justin Bieber with news reports on him? His songs are RECORDED so it is rather hard to actually stop his music and in the end you'll be punished more than him.

If you think it would be a punishment for him. Go ahead. But who are you punishing? Do you really want him with more publicity than he already has?

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Answer: If it was just a casual meet thing and you somehow found him it'd be awkward so I couldn't go for the "Become his friend" idea. I guess I'd go for the autographs. $120 a signature. I wouldn't be talking to him if he could sign 50 in the 5 minutes or even just 10.

Despite that I'm guessing that if you did find a way to talk to him it would be from one of those "Meet Justin Bieber" advertisements for him and he'd be scripted and you'd be recorded for live television so it would fail.

To be honest I probably wouldn't want to meet him in the first place.

It depends on me either showing him the power of my revolver first-hand or destroying all of his songs and all records of them and then shooting him.

I would...Smack him in the face.

-Legend

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BOOM, Headshot.
Just kidding. I'd probably ignore him. I have no interest in Bieber, although its depressing that some people think his pop fancy stuff is actual music. That is simply my opinion, of course.

Tell him that if you don't stop making the WORST songs ever Rebecca Black (Hate that girl....) would overtake him in the music industry.

Joke.

Like Blade said.

I'd probably ignore him. I have no interest in Bieber

i would ignore him and steal his GF shes hot