In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
Actually, scratch that. Instead of a Trolololol magnet-car, I ride out on the Xenotank (NOT in it, on top of the hatch)to counter rick's loki and the MDIC (Like FDIC anyone? Lawlz)
@rick073: The Blackawks advance to shoot the tower!
@ichigo773: You try to blow Rick up, but fail.
@tom0000009: ...Okay...the Spartans are dropped onto the enemies and the ABTs kill them almost instantly.
@TheNameWithNoNumbers: The Heavy Soldiers shout to the others about how the Mega N00B T00BS are firing on them and move into Counter-Artillery positions.
@Bluydee: You punch Rick, breaking your hand on his helmet and cutting your arm on the broken glass cockpit window.
@GeminiDelta: You pull a Revolver Ocelot on MDIC with the Xenotank, blowing it up! Also, good pun catch.
Meow Meow attacks the Heavy Soldiers, killing 2 of them!
The Xenotank blows away 9 Heavy Soliders!
The APC runs over the rest of the Heavy Soldiers!
The ABTs shoot the RED team APC, dealing 3596 DAM!
the artificial chaos emeralds would work, but the catch is you again, have no one with a chaos affinity. and they're only about 1/4 as effective as the real emeralds, and doesn't allow people to turn super.
Don't worry, I'm sure Gemini Delta still has some of your blood from when we made you into a cyborg, I'm sure we can just make I don't know, 7 clones of you perhaps?
I get off of Vengeance, and then blast Rick with every single piece of explosives in Lolcatia, amplifying it with a sacrificial ritual using suicide as the power.
deactivate all weapon systems which take up energy(like the railguns), transfer all that to the engines, and charge up to lolcatia, then blowing it to hell by cutting off coolant to the nuclear engines. (it will also set off all the gunpowder in my bullets/shells)
hahaha... you clone me, and i'm gonna add in even more special surprises in the form of a 'special' upgrade that most don't know exists because they don't play the game it's from.
Well... at least they're dead, I thought, wiping a stray tear off my chin. No matter. I turn the artillery towards the ABTs... Then turn, and lob a RAEG grenade towards Rick and Bluydee to blind them, while I go in front of Rick's Mech Window, and blow the living shiz out of the fudger. With Memedrenaline in my veins, a purpose in my heart, a burger slowly digesting in my stomach... I go to finish off Rick.
I moon-jump up from the Xenotank to one of the blackhawks, where I attempt to smash in a cockpit window and commendeer it for my own, whilst shouting "GET THESE **** BLACKHAWKS BEFORE THEY ATTACK!"
