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I am so sorry for this but I going to set off an EMP bomb.

i'm not even on the planet at the moment.

I load armor piercing rounds and fire at the Mobile Deep Impact Cannon.

I heal myself since the doctors are idiots and i charge back out of the battle field attacking the very same blackhawks someone else is posting about with mah swords energy attack thing

I get us 300 Spartans for the attack force.

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(9,000 HP)
Mobile Deep Impact Cannon (500 HP)
15 Heavy Soldiers
12 ABTs
15 Blackawks
Progress: 40%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Explosives
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $56,000 ($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
60 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
14/40 Arnies (Spawn: 1 Turns)
11/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
6/8 Assassins (Recluta)(1 Turns spawn)
13/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
4/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(4 Turns spawn)
4/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(4 Turns spawn)
3/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (4 Turns spawn)
3/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (4 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (28,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (30,000 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@rick073: You deploy the artillery and start firing! However, the artillery keeps getting shot down by the Anti-Artillery tower! However, the MDIC needs to get to 80% to work right.

@TheNameWithoutNumbers: First, they're BOMBERS. They drop bombs, which are generally useless against aircraft. Also, sonicheroes95 is kinda...way too far away to hit with artillery.

@Darkfire45: First, $6000 to do so. Second, what would it hurt BESIDES our own units?

@CommanderDude7: You fire at the MDIC, dealing 500 damage!

@ichigo773: You destroy the rest of the Flanking Blackawks!

@tom0000009: You can create a rush of 300 ancient Spartans for $200, or a rush of 300 Power SPARTANS for $20,000.

Robo Meow Meow slashes the MBTs, destroying one!

The RED Team APC attacks the ABTs, destroying 37!

Vengeance dissolves into the nether to heal itself!

crap... well... get the blackawks to fire on the anti artillary tower.

I blow something big up

I use the missile turrets that we have in defence to blow up the black hawks, then try and get another missile turret online

Ancient Spartans are more bad ***, I choose them.

I call in the laser turrets to defend the anti-artillery tower, along with the missle turrets. I turn the artillery on rick.
If they say I'm a N00B in any way I swear to god.
I defend myself from any incoming attacks with the AAR-4.

spread my units out to avoid most of the artillery. and also turn on the minigun turrets to try and shoot down the slow moving artillery shells.

I punch through rick's head and penance stare.

you do know im in a heavily armored walker right?

"Okay bro. Time to get owned!" I yell, and ride out to the battlefield in a Troll-science magnet car. Once there, I unholster 3 Single Action Army revolvers and start shooting at the MDIC from a safe range. Using Augur rounds for maximum effect!