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(Very sorry for Triple-posting but I have to say this) "Oh, and don't kill rick! just take him prisoner!"

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(UNSTABLE)
12 ABTs
4 Blackawks
Progress: 42%(80% Blackawks)%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Explosives
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa, Bluydee
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $66,200 ($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $30,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
68 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
16/40 Arnies (Spawn: 2 Turns)
12/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
7/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
14/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
4/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(2 Turns spawn)
4/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(2 Turns spawn)
3/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (2 Turns spawn)
3/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (2 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (26,404 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@CommanderDude7: The Tanks seem unfazed by your mortars. However, one is doing that by being dead.

@Nicholas98: The Missile Defense shoots down 10 Blackawks!

@tom0000009: It costs $300 per for such high-level gemancy.

@Bluydee: Logical Fail: If you're on Vengeace, you're stuck in the nether until it pops back up.

@Darkfire45: The Elementals push to slow down Rick's mechsuit! His resisting means he takes 3000 damage!

@Rick073: That also deactivates your Armor Power, so...yeah, you're much more likely to die.

@TNWNN: You beat the crap out of Rick, causing him to lose focus and ram into several objects, dealing 3000 damage!

@GeminiDelta: Since Blackawks are automatic, smashing the cockpit causes it to crash into Rick's suit, sending it to critical!

LOKI IS GOING TO BLOW! EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE LIVE, GET! THE ****! OUT!!!

All the heroes GTFO back to Lolcatia by various means!

I fire a bazooka at the Blackawks.

I take the Cheezburger out of my bag.
It's not just a Cheezburger.
It's the "HOLY SHIZNIT WE GOTTA GTFO" (Tit situation included)
I eat it.
Suddenly (Hopefully) I catch a shiz-ton of memedrenaline, causing me to run like a cheetah to Lolcatia.
Let this work...

"...You were a good opponent. Hate to see you die, bro." I grab rick by his shirt collar and sprint with him back to lolcatia, holding my SAA pistol to his head. "You better be thankful you still live."

Don't question why I just saved rick's life. It gives + karma and besides, I hate killing PCs, even if they're evil...

...no... im not your prisoner...

i grab gemini's arm, force the gun out of his hand, flip him to the ground, pin him, shoot his legs, then activate the selfdestruct on my personal armor(like my marine armor)

oh and note i also have about 5 frags and 1 flashbang on me so... yah gemini is going to die with me.

I rush in using my own suit to protect gemini against the explosion.

Wave 4: Traitor's Penance 1(rick073)
Enemies:
Rick073's Loki Heavy Mechsuit(DEAD)
12 ABTs
4 Blackawks
Progress: 42%(80% Blackawks)%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Explosives
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: GeminiDelta
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $66,200 ($10,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $30,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
68 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
16/40 Arnies (Spawn: 2 Turns)
12/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
7/8 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
14/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
4/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(2 Turns spawn)
4/10 Wind Elementals (Breeze)(2 Turns spawn)
3/10 Fire Elementals (Ember) (2 Turns spawn)
3/10 Ice Elementals (Chill) (2 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (26,404 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@Darkfire45: But the Blackawks are trying to surrender now that you've capped Rick...

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: You carry off anyone who hasn't posted back to Lolcatia!

@rick073: You would self-detonate, but the large amount of damage to the suit broke the detonators to the satchel charges! You can't unpin the grenades due to being tackled in the back.

@CommanderDude7: You bravely tackle and cover rick! However, it seems his self destruct has petered out.

Next wave coming...eventually...

I grab the Epic Particle Beam of Epic Destruction (EPBED) An blast the enemies!

So, can I have my 7 artificial chaos emeralds?

I train the kung fu ninja kitties to upgrade them by showing them some kickass moves like throwing a ninja star into an opponents gun, then charging and throwing them to the floor.

Also apparently gemeni is critical. SOMEONE PERFORM FIRST AID!

I will as soon as I get my 7 artificial chaos emeralds.

who said you could make them with out a base?