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I get Vengeance to hold rick before he can escape. I then eat him.

NO WHY D:

I upgrade ALL the Riflemen, Trolls, Elementals, and Kung-Fu-Kittehs.

I also see if there's a D-Cor vaccine. If not, I start researching one.

I finish typing the note to the commander and sit down.
What's with these attackers holding off...?
I look around anxiously.
This doesn't seem right...
I go and type in one extra order...


Send in the railgun.

I decided it would be worth it as a last ditch defense or to thin them out at the beginning.

Wait, hold on, get sonic's genre savvyness here! Sonic, what do you the Dcor are doing, not being here, and such and such?

*smirks* don't trust your eyes.

I check on the scientists who so gratefully revived me and, last time I saw them, were working on something with the exoskeleton.

After that, I build 1 loki and 3 of everything else that we scavenged from rick's battle.

AND AFTER THAT, I travel to rick's mountain fortress and offer him $20000 to help us in this fight. "No hard feelings, bro?"

Oh, hold on...gotta save rick again. *Smacks vengence away with a Power Fist so rick can escape.*

**** IT BLUDYEE. NO TEAMKILL. RICK IS OFFICIALLY NEUTRAL, BRO.

GeminiDelta, can you clone Sonicheroes Asap. Since i cant get chaos emeralds, can you make them a android body that enhances chakra? Its the only thing I think is effective against android Sonicheroes. He will strike some day so we should prepare for when that happens, and besides, wouldn't be nice to have a few Sonicheroes clones doing all our chores and stuff? Oh and one more thing, put in a self destruct switch in case they go rogue like the original.

... considering you don't have my knowledge, you can't mimic my move set.

Sonic said he'd have a few surprises if we made clones...but I will do something like it:

After saving rick and offering to hire him, I walk back to the hospital, cram-study genetics, and experiment with the pint of blood of sonic that i've had for a while now. It will take a while, but eventually i'll isolate the "chaos affinity" gene, and prepare it as a shot for officers who would like to be able to control it.

Oh, and the android body's uber-weak against EMPs. Just launch one near him and his positronic brain will fry. IT WILL EXPLOD!

Aboute chaos emeralds...magic 101: any outburst of magical energy, of any element, leaves a residue. Therefore, I build a chaos Condenser, to make our own artifical Emeralds from the residue of sonic and his chaosmancers. Problem, Magic?

Ah! before I forget...have the Engie full-heal/repair all units. Don't want to be goig into battle with low HP now. And tell him to build an anti-ground unit moat around lolcatia.

(for kylelolcat's convienience)
Things i've done:
Check on scientists about DCor.

have Engie construct a moat to defend against ground units, then full-heal all of ours.

Build 1 Loki, 3 blackhawks, 3 heavy suits, 3 ABTs w/out upgrade.

Save rick from Bludyee/Vengence and offer him $20000 for hire.

Build Chaos Condenser to make artifical Emeralds.

And work on isolating a chaos affinity gene/whatever from sonic's blood to infuse, hmm, me with! We need a Chaos-affinity General...may as well be me. I got a surprise for Sonic.

And all in that order. :3 I'm an awesome General, aren't I X3

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH ALL OF THIS COSTS, DO EET.

Scratch my anti chaos shield. I give my funds to Gemini Delta instead so we can have chaos powers and Sonicheroes clones.

(NOT CLONES! Too dangerous. just chaos-affinity genetic enhancements. Much safer.)

Wave 5: DCor Infection Part 2!
Enemies:
100 DCor Ambushers
Progress: 80%
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Fire
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $18,300 ($5,400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $30,000, 10% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
76 Supercharged Creepers(Normal Mode)
18/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
13/20 Spiders (Demonic)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
7/8 Assassins (Recluta)(2 Turns spawn)
14/20 Frost Wyrms (Whelps)
5/10 Electric Elementals (Static)(6 Turns spawn)
5/10 Wind Elementals (Wind)(6 Turns spawn)
4/10 Fire Elementals (Fire) (6 Turns spawn)
4/10 Ice Elementals (Ice) (6 Turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.4 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Robo Meow Meow (6000 HP)
Lv.3 Aphla Commander Suit (4000 HP)
Lv.2 Bata Commander Suit (4200 HP)
Lv.9 Xenotank (35,000 HP)
Lv.5 Super Solder(12,000 HP)
Lv.3 Ezio Auditore (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (32,000 HP)
Lv.2 RED Team APC (26,404 HP)(General)
Lv.3 Karmacharger (10,000 HP) (x3)

@Darkfire45: You do that.

@rick073: What mountain fortress?

*KERBOOM*

Oh, that one.

@Nicholas98: Okay.

@CommanderDude7: You randomly add a gatling gun hand.

@DarthNerd: But the scientists are all bald...

@rivercrab01: EPBED? What?

@tom0000009: You can create an Order Shield for $7,000.

@Bluydee: Vengeance is still stuck in the Nether.

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: The DCor Virus can't be vaccinated, due to how it works. However, you align the Space Railgun at the battlefield.

@GeminiDelta: Everyone is healed already.

You don't have enough for that bundle order. Also, the upgrade is upgrading the MBTs to ABTs.

We don't have $20,000!

You still can't make Chaos Emeralds without a seed. What is a Chaos Condenser even supposed to do?

Alright, let's go get sonic's preserved OH GOD **** IT!

AH ****ING **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** SAUCE AND AN EXTRA ****ING HELPING OF ****! The DCor pop out 20% away from our walls!

OH ****ING CRAP! CHARGE! AMBUSH THE AMBUSHERS BEFORE THEY CAN GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER! SEND OUT THE FIRE ELEMENTALS AND GET SOME FLAMETHROWER UNITS! GO GO GO! THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A ****ING DRILL!!! /Panic