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firetail_madness
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...and they knew where you lived, what would you do?

Let's say you contacted authorities already but they don't believe you because you have no proof.

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CommanderDude7
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Get some guns and take my family somewhere defensible like an old fallout shelter and wait.

Rubberlegs623
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10 Gauge shotgun to the face will take care of him for me.

xNightwish
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I will drop my pants and the serial killer would die of jealousy.

I think if this would happen I would migrate to area 51.

deadhead50
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well it depends if it was just me and my family I'd let my family die then i kill the killer when he comes after me.

If its my loved ones girlfriend included I'd kill him before he could get her

Or I'd sit there until he shoots me in the head, but most of the time I'm a violent person.

espadaxin2
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i would call the police and move to another state or country.

Keyara
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I would have my gun. Then, invite some friends over for a shoot out in the yard. When the guy shows up, BAM! He's dead.

Somewhat49
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How would you get proof?
A hired serial killer usually does his job well.

I don't think he did his job well if I know that he's after me so I think he'l do something stupid like that agian.
darkflame12
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I would change my name and haircut. Get a job as a shoe seller and save enough up for a bus ticket to the Canadian border. Join the eskimos for a few years. Move to Ontario and lie low until the coast is clear, and leave the country to England.

stujo3
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i would by a gun but i wouldn't need it because my ugly face would make him exdplode. >=)

schuetteg6
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I would buy me a bodyguard and guard dog, a rifle and a bouncy ball. If all else fails Ill use my ball to destract him/her and shoot them with my rifle!

Legion1350
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Wait for him to come to me. Capture him in my house. The ending will be something reminiscent of Saw and Hostel. Quite simple, really: You touch my family, you die. Slower than you can imagine.

Buy a gun, and some bubblegum. When he arrives, I will have just ran out of gum.


+1 Internets to you, good sir.
Somewhat49
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Wait for him to come to me. Capture him in my house. The ending will be something reminiscent of Saw and Hostel. Quite simple, really: You touch my family, you die. Slower than you can imagine.

Wow.... If I actualy came face to face with the killer I would probably just try to talk him out of it, then if he wont stop then I'll kill him quickly, I think that the longer you keep them alive, the more of a chance they can kill you.
Ernie15
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I would hide my Lucky Charms and my Cocoa Puffs. He can murder the hell out of my Corn Flakes, though. I could just eat paint chips instead and it would taste about the same.

Ernie15
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I'd chuck pebbles at him


If those pebbles are fruity or cocoa, he'll keep killing them as you throw them. Might give you enough time to run away....with a box of Frosted Flakes....
MageGrayWolf
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...and they knew where you lived, what would you do?


The killer would be a dead man if they went after me or m loved ones.
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