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firetail_madness
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...and they knew where you lived, what would you do?

Let's say you contacted authorities already but they don't believe you because you have no proof.

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GeminiDelta
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I'd wait for him to try and break in, pretending to be asleep, then jump him and K.O. him with chloroform. THEN i'd call the police and get them to come over. Seeing the serial killer, i'd say "IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF FOR YOU, FUZZ?" And let them take him away.

thaboss
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WHO ASKS THIS TYPE OF QUESTION!?!?!??!


Thaboss's thoughts exactly.
Rylo98
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I would hire an assassin to find out where they live and kill them

MonsterBox
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id smoke a blunt with them

Alexistigerspice
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I would kill him after making him relive every single moment of what he did to his previous victims. I think that would be poetic justice. I dont beleive in taking lives, but I would make an exception in that case. Quid pro quo, ya know? I dont think anyone would mind.

JamminDeV
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The police would not ask for proof if you called saying a serial killer was after you.

Dannydaninja
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I love it how so many people just say;

" I would grab a gun "

Where are you going to get your guns from? Me personally, would lock all my doors and windows, and get a butcher knife from the kitchen.

pickpocket
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c4 all the doors and windows. first sign of trouble BOOM blow the crap outa the place. well....maybe haveing them all set on one remote might be bad..... then i would get a shovel(shovels always work in horror movies. and chainsaws......)

It's a joke. Exempt the shovel and chainsaw stuff that's true.
But the c4 stuff would kill him right? And it would save others. FOR THE GREATER GOOD *BOOM*!!!
zakyman
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But the c4 stuff would kill him right?


And you
pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

And you

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!
zakyman
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zakyman
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Peasant

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!


It's your funeral...literally
CJohnson81
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CJohnson81
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Nomad

How about this.. MOVE. Problem solved

pickpocket
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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!

It's your funeral...literally

But I would save you from the killer. No thank yous? U guys r not worht dieing for, I'm going back to my shovel plan
firetail_madness
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How about this.. MOVE. Problem solved


Good luck doing that quickly.
firetail_madness
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Kill him before he kills you...

Uh, you guys must be serial killer killers.

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