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firetail_madness
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...and they knew where you lived, what would you do?

Let's say you contacted authorities already but they don't believe you because you have no proof.

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Shparky
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Stab everyone, including killers and my family, and then do life insurance on them.

Being rich is easy /joke

Unkown
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Shparky: very true, although few people are willing to do that. (Stop looking at me like that"

Anyways, I would hunt them down. I collect knives and will {[(something)]} them up if they come after me. Yes I do have anger issues (jk).

SneakR
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find him and beat him senceless with a steel bar or chop him up..lawl

R3LOAD
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The killer would be a dead man if they went after me or m loved ones.


Same here.
If he's after my family? Bad luck, eh?
You'd know if you met them.
Graham
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He can murder the hell out of my Corn Flakes, though.


Oh noh yhou dhiddent.

Corn Flakes demand respect to taste good. It's all in the timing.
Ernie15
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Corn Flakes demand respect to taste good. It's all in the timing.


If they aren't even frosted, what's the point?
TRUdog
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If they aren't even frosted, what's the point?

Tony the Tiger would approve.

I would obviously hire Kevin from Home Alone. That kid is a professional.
R3LOAD
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If they aren't even frosted, what's the point?


This^

But then again, you can always add sugar to them.
If I don't have frosties, I have sugar'd corn flakes. ^_^

Back on topic:

I would obviously hire Kevin from Home Alone. That kid is a professional.


EL OH EL.
I was thinking this earlier today when I posted my first reply, ****. I shouldn't have strayed off when I saw Mage's reply, which reminded me of what it'd really be like.

Personally I'd hire Alex, no, his rat, Doris.

Or his brother's parrot.
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c4 all the doors and windows. first sign of trouble BOOM blow the crap outa the place. well....maybe haveing them all set on one remote might be bad..... then i would get a shovel(shovels always work in horror movies. and chainsaws......)

CalvinKidd137
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Take my parents to my grandmothers house. (It's built like a fort) and take the shotgun and stand gaurd over the door. I would have my Grandpa take the Handgun to the back door and everyone else with a knife (Over the age of 12). then I would have my grandma keep trying the FBI or Police. 911 usually gets them out the first time though.

firetail_madness
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c4 all the doors and windows. first sign of trouble BOOM blow the crap outa the place. well....maybe haveing them all set on one remote might be bad..... then i would get a shovel(shovels always work in horror movies. and chainsaws......)


Wait, you plan to blow up your house and murder the serial killer? wut
R3LOAD
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c4 all the doors and windows. first sign of trouble BOOM blow the crap outa the place. well....maybe haveing them all set on one remote might be bad..... then i would get a shovel(shovels always work in horror movies. and chainsaws......)

Wait, you plan to blow up your house and murder the serial killer? wut


...and yourself in the process?
That's stupid, lol.
amorboy
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easy to survive take my family to a government or police station building !! lol !! they cant attack me there cause there is full of cops !!!

xAyjAy
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well, if i know that someone whants to kill me i sent a serial killer to kill the serial killer. i get bodyguards and bullet proof clothes to keep me and my family safe. not to forget my hidden knifes and guns, hidden on my body if i meet the killer. i know how to use them and if someone whant to hurt my family i kill him/her/them with serial killers or with my own weapons.

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WHO ASKS THIS TYPE OF QUESTION!?!?!??!

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