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I'd call in the Mythbusters, which are much cooler than the Ghostbusters.

Uh, you guys must be serial killer killers.

Or I'd probably call in Chuck Norris.

I have to say, any serial killer you knew was coming would really be a terrible serial killer.

I would set up my house like a freak show with dead bodies so when he came in it looked like I was an even worse serial killer and have him call the cops, then just explain the setup to the cops, prove it's not real and taunt the serial killer cause he just turned himself in lol.

I would take the "Home Alone" approach and make him think that there are many more of me than there actually are... xP

But if he's the type to take his chances and go up against tape recorders and cardboard cutouts, I'm as good as dead!

I would buy stimulants and a gun.

I would force my family to move and go somewhere odd that would be hard to track. Change our names and then call the police again begging them to put us under some sort of protection.

I would go into total freakout mode and track him down with a metal bat.

XD

If a serial killer was after you and your family...
What if you are a serial killer after you and your family...

What if you are a serial killer after you and your family...

is a serial killer after u and your family firetail_madness

i would ask the athourities if i could live somewere and they might say yes

well we have kitchen knives while my dad tries to shoot em i throw knives at him which will hurt him alot
and make my sister hide

i would set up traps all over my house and inside my house and i would invite the killer to come to my house