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The title explains itself.
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>
and so on and so forth.
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In a Mohawk.
How do I get federal agents off my back? I mean, they're on my back. My back is getting sore now.
Move them to the front.
How do I get an extra hand to help me with work?
You need a volunteer and a chainsaw to begin with
How do I get a chainsaw?
A chain saw what? Chains dont have eyes, silly
May I use the bathroom?
Don't talk to him. Just ask him for money.
What's the best way to get a banana from a monkey?
Convince the monkey that you're a better tasting banana.
How I get people to take me seriously?
This quote belongs to Napoleon Bonaparte. It was his first speech as emperor of France (no, not part of his speech, this quote alone was his ENTIRE speech) o.o
Who's this guy that keeps staring at me whenever I look in a mirror?
Yes, but only the tubed sort.
Would you buy my revolutionary Meat Necklace? It's for eating meat on the go when you don't have a hand free.
YES, BUT IM A VEGAN
WHO WROTE MIEN KAMPF
Some guy with a stupid mustache and a cranky attitude.
Why am I here?
(Actually, that reason why I'm here is eerily similar to the actual reason I'm on AG)
Because the internet made people falsely think animals are adorable. Filthy, disgusting things...
Why did my parents never shut the door?
Because they WANT to scar you for life.
Why did I dye my dirty blonde hair partially red?
Well, I guess your hair is like a traffic light. It used to be yellow, now it's red... so I assume it used to be green, and that it keeps cycling between these 3 colors
What if instead of asking a stupid question and getting a dumb answer, I asked a dumb question and got a stupid answer?
You see, the sun hates you. It doesn't have a reason to, nor did you do anything to spite it. Still, something about your face just makes the sun want to sunray-punch you into oblivion.
Why does my who melt the water ice hm?
Because we live in an alternate universe where your who melts water into ice and freezes ice into water.
If I don't put a question mark at the end of my question, is it even a question
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