ive noticed that there are only so many religion that make no sense. so here i was wondering if you wouldhelp me by desiging a religion and then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff? you up to the challenge of the ULTIMATE RELIGION?
I'm not advertising. It's a website that talks about basic bible truths, that even have scriptures cited.
This isn't saying much about how much I know you (which isn't much at all) but I've seen about 6 posts of yours, 3/6 had links to that watchtower.org site, that's advertising. Don't say no when you are...
I'm going to stop replying to you Kasic, because you are just arguing.
Ah I see so the only things people can say to you is "I completely agree, you've opened my eyes to the greater truth"? No arguing or debating allowed in forums I see...
I'm going to stop replying to you Kasic, because you are just arguing. You don't seem to really want answers.
You have no idea how condescending that sounds.
The god I'd make would be a 100 feet tall Olympian with ancient Greek impenetrable armour that can't be scratched, and is corrosion proof. This Olympian would look like Ghost Rider, with his skull ablaze and his armour is as shine as a recently waxed floor. He'll have a 95 foot tall scimitar (curved sound) with dragon designs on it, it shoots out lighting at the wicked and evil alike, smiting tyrants and those not pure at heart. Dark mist is forever emitting from his sword. He'll have a bow that is his height. Every arrow shot would be as strong as Zeus's lightning bolt. Each arrow has the force to destroy Mount Everest. When he cries the clouds open, thunder strikes down from the sky, it starts to hail, and the clouds open to release all of their wet tears. Whenever this Olympian is happy the sun shines with radiance. When this Olympian is mad, tornadoes, and hurricanes strike the land, and decimates the impurity, while saving the righteous and brave.
The god I'd make would be a 100 feet tall Olympian with ancient Greek impenetrable armour that can't be scratched, and is corrosion proof. This Olympian would look like Ghost Rider, with his skull ablaze and his armour is as shine as a recently waxed floor. He'll have a 95 foot tall scimitar (curved sound) with dragon designs on it, it shoots out lighting at the wicked and evil alike, smiting tyrants and those not pure at heart. Dark mist is forever emitting from his sword. He'll have a bow that is his height. Every arrow shot would be as strong as Zeus's lightning bolt. Each arrow has the force to destroy Mount Everest. When he cries the clouds open, thunder strikes down from the sky, it starts to hail, and the clouds open to release all of their wet tears. Whenever this Olympian is happy the sun shines with radiance. When this Olympian is mad, tornadoes, and hurricanes strike the land, and decimates the impurity, while saving the righteous and brave.
now we need a name for this awesome god, a name for his religion and some rituals to worship him.
Interesting that you should say that jAy, I thought of just the name Immortalis Unum, Latin for Immortal one.
The religion name that honors the great Olympian Immortalis Unum is called Dardicus Lemanius (like Christianity the name says nothing of the religion). Now for some rituals and commandments... Hmm
I was just passing through and I couldn't help myself...
This is just a general comment and only aimed at the title of this thread.
Now, why would you want to mess with honest spirituality by going and making a new religion? Don't we have enough dogma and doctrine to sort, select and suffer through?
@PanzerTank: He asked questions but didn't care for the answers I gave him I said I would stop replying to him because he was arguing. All he has to say was that he didn't want to hear what I had to say, but he kept arguing. Also, I'm never going to come to any thread about religeon again. Nobody cares for my opinions.
Now, why would you want to mess with honest spirituality by going and making a new religion? Don't we have enough dogma and doctrine to sort, select and suffer through?
we do, but this is the way of all the atheists and I to satirize religion today, and its ridiculous levels of zealotry.
@PanzerTank: He asked questions but didn't care for the answers I gave him I said I would stop replying to him because he was arguing. All he has to say was that he didn't want to hear what I had to say, but he kept arguing. Also, I'm never going to come to any thread about religeon again. Nobody cares for my opinions.
you do realize this makes you sound like a whiny little brat right? this thread is where people can go to make up a new religion just for fun, not for advertising about the nonexistient jehovah, his overzealous following, and how everybody in a religion never stops to actually analyze doctrine, and realize how stupid it sounds. this is initally not a debate, but whenever a religious zealot comes along and starts getting preachy, it then becomes annoying and we are forced to shoot you down. also, since you were definitely advertising for watchtower, kasic saw it as an opportunity to explain to you that you are a fool for doing so.
Nobody cares for my opinions.
HA! that's rich, but that's your religion's opinion that you got indoctrinated into, not your own analyzed opinion that actually looked at and responded properly to the threads purpose.
now onto the actual thread's point:
Now for some rituals and commandments... Hmm
I have a good first one: thou shalt not act like a religious D-Bag.
I have a good first one: thou shalt not act like a religious D-Bag.
Better yet, "Thou shalt not publicly discuss religion. Use a live chicken to savagely beat those who do until they stop. If someone questions why, proceed to beat them too while immitating the sounds of a kookaburra."
The god I'd make would be a 100 feet tall Olympian with ancient Greek impenetrable armour that can not be scratched, and is corrosion proof. This Olympian would look like Ghost Rider, with his skull ablaze and his armour as shiny as a recently waxed marble. He'll have a 95 foot tall scimitar (curved sound) with dragon designs on it, it always shoots out lightning at the wicked and evil alike, smiting tyrants and those who are not pure at heart. Dark mist is forever emitting from his sword. He'll have a bow that is his height made of the strongest ivory or yew. It is the stoustest bow any man or Olympian has seen or will ever see. Every arrow shot would be as strong as Zeus's lightning bolt. Each arrow has the force to destroy Mount Everest if the might Olympian deems that such force is required. When he cries the clouds open to release all of their wet tears upon man and earth, and thunder strikes down from the sky. Whenever this great Olympian is happy the sun shines with radiance, emitting this powerful god's exuberance. When this truly amazing Olympian is mad, tornadoes, and hurricanes strike the land, and decimates the impurity, while saving the righteous and brave.
This magnificent beings name is Immortalis Unum, Latin for Immortal one.
He has deemed that this religion that he has formed will be named Dardicus Lemanius.
Immortalis Unum has made ten simple commandments to follow...
1.) Thou shalt not act like a religious D-Bag 2.) Thou shalt not pubicly preach religion 3.) Thou shalt not lie 4.) Thou shalt not committ treason 5.) Thou shalt only say words he can spell 6.) Thou shalt not act ignorant 7.) Thou shalt not act arrogant/condescendingly 8.) Thou shalt not committ sloth/infidelity 9.) Thou shalt not say "what ever" 10.) Thou shalt not lie/steal/bully/committ murder
Now that we have a god, and commandments, we need a story like the bible to finish this off!
Now with this religion we can guide (control people) people into doing the right thing. Let us guide man into (handing over their wallets) the right way of living with peace and harmony.
------------------------------------------------ [/i]Two commandments copied from Emperor & Blade :P[i]
Or how about we all stick to the religion that God gave us
Which denomination exactly would that be?
That last post was directed more to the people who seem to be taking this seriously and trying to make a new religion
Is this meant to be taken comically? Anyone saying "how about we all stick to the religion God gave us" is to serious. Considering that's completely off topic.
Fyi I'm not taking this seriously at all, just having fun with it, like writing a story, it's entertaining. As the wise wajor said "This is the title and theme of this thread, Make a Religion".
Also, add another comandment: "thou shall not use the word 'literally' in a metaphorical way"
Quite so, every time people do, do that you smack them with a fish :P
There's two rituals already, every day at sunset you find people breaking these serious commandments of "thou shall not use the word 'literally' in a metaphorical way" and "Thou shalt not act like a religious D-Bag" and you smack them with wet fishes or beat them savagely with live chickens until they stop while imitating the sounds of a kookaburra.
