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I came up with this one.=)

"Temptation to spam will only hurt you in the end.Dont do it.Live over the influence." -- Sharkbate

This is a long one by Kurt Vonnegut about suing the tobacco company.

"I've been smoking Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes since I was 12 or 14. So I'm going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, who manufactured them. And do you know why? Because I'm 83 years old. The lying bastards! On the package Brown & Williamson promised to kill me."

It would have to be this one, by Voltaire:

'God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.'

'note to self i hate whites'(said by a white buy called bob fossil) hilarious

"Man's education is never complete. While you live, you learn." -John Laws

"It's stupid to think everybody hates you. Not everybody knows you" -John Laws

"You know what I think is just pathetic and gay, when niggas speculate what Pac would say. You don't know shit about a dead man's perspective, and talking shit will get your neck bone disconnected." -Immortal technique is a legend...

"The idea is not to avoid death, but to enjoy life"-John Laws

this one was by my friend:

"when you are born evryone is happy but you are sad.does this mean when you die you are happy and evryone else is sad."

"He who stands on toilet gets high on pot"~ my spin on Confucian teachings

lol nice one sithman05

i cant think of the funny one.....

Mine is "Get right with Jesus or get left."

I like it because it's pure truth.

redbedhead, what do you have against left, I'm left handed...haha

anyway as for my quote

"this isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is"

-phish

that quote is in a phish song called "Wolfman's Brother"

my fav quote is id i do that?Steve Ercle lmao

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again"
Ya, I know it's a little gory, but I love it. No idea who said it though

Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
-Alex DeLarge

Think about that, my droogs!

I don't have a favourite quote.

Ok mine is actually more of a story.
Winston Churchill was at a party. A woman came up to him and said "Mr. Churchill your drunk!"
And he said, "And you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober." KING