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murasaki9
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I hope you haven't fallen for this age-old trick and actually clicked on the link.
However, if you have, welcome. This is where ideas, plans, and dreams are built.
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Ernie15
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What would be the best chair ever?


You can't beat the toilet.

I wonder if coconut, mango or kiwi flavors have been done?


I don't know about the other two, but I have seen coconut ice cream before. I think I even tasted it at one point, because for some reason, I know exactly what it tastes like.

I'd hate to be me sitting in it when it collapses.


Or worse, the chair being made of rubber and flinging you head first through the roof.

A candy world (if not done already)


It would end world hunger for a short while, but it wouldn't be long before everyone ate it and developed diabetes. Then the medicine to treat it would also be made of candy which would worsen the symptoms so nobody could live past 55. Then you'd have a bunch of decaying bodies scattered all over the place with nowhere to bury them due to a lack of dirt. It would reek everywhere and all the candy would eventually be contaminated by decaying flesh.

So no, that would not be a world I'd ever want to live in under any circumstances.

"See this pen? It's no ordinary pen. It can also _______ !"


Until a pen can efficiently erase any marks it makes, no advancements can be made in the world of pen technology.
EmperorPalpatine
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Until a pen can efficiently erase any marks it makes, no advancements can be made in the world of pen technology.

It exists!
Yay!
Ernie15
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It exists!


That it does, but until it becomes commonplace, pen technology must stay at a halt.
EmperorPalpatine
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That it does, but until it becomes commonplace, pen technology must stay at a halt.

Then spread the word.

Anyway, I'd like a pen that plays music. Not one of those cheap things that simply plays a few seconds when you push a button. More of an MP3, but in pen form.
Somewhat49
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"See this pen? It's no ordinary pen. It can also _______ !"

Make you oblivious to what makes it non ordinary.

No actually i would want a pen that has a built in radio and headphone jack.
wajor59
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I would want the Men in Black pen that would cause mass amnesia in case I do something really stupid in public. Of course the effects would only be temporary. Muwah,ha,ha.

dair5
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I would love to have a laser pen. Or a pen that shoots a powerful mini bomb. Or a pen that has edible ink. I also want one that can shoot out a varity of darts. Poison, sleeping, paralzed, and uh... I think thats it.

warriorcats123
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i would like a pen that..... ummmmm......... that gives me control of ice snow sleet slush hil and all things involveing ice and also water

Armpit
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A pen with no ink would be fun just to screw with people. Hide them around an office building and see how frustrated everyone will get.

murasaki9
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Or worse, the chair being made of rubber and flinging you head first through the roof.

I already covered that. A chair made of rubber would not be the best chair ever.

I would want the Men in Black pen that would cause mass amnesia in case I do something really stupid in public. Of course the effects would only be temporary. Muwah,ha,ha.

I'd like to be able to control how long the amnesia lasts. Maybe a minute, an hour, a day, a week, a month, a year, etc.

Or, another really good pen would be the Scrooch pen. Ever heard of it?
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Haven't heard of the Scrooch pen yet... looked it up and could only find a 'Scrooge Mc Duck Pen', nothing else! =/

I would like to have a pen that has a flavour, preferably Banana or Lemon! I always eat my pen when thinking during writing with it and so far, the best pen taste is a 'Bic', but they don't come in flavours yet... any way to invent these? =)

murasaki9
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Haven't heard of the Scrooch pen yet... looked it up and could only find a 'Scrooge Mc Duck Pen', nothing else! =/

Awww...the Scrooch pen is an improvement on the Scrooch gun. Ever heard of Gidney and Clyde? You know, Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends?
BritHennerz
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I have no idea if yours is an original story but great job if it is and kudoos for keeping it going for 8 years. I have difficulty holding a thought for eight hours.


Thanks for you're comment, it means a lot to me that people like my idea and yes it is original... I hope.
EmperorPalpatine
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No actually i would want a pen that has a built in radio and headphone jack.

I've got one of those, this one:

http://shop.familylobby.com/images/36420.jpg
EmperorPalpatine
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darn it. hopefully fix'd...

http://shop.familylobby.com/images/36420.jpg

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