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murasaki9
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I hope you haven't fallen for this age-old trick and actually clicked on the link.
However, if you have, welcome. This is where ideas, plans, and dreams are built.
(More to come)

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xAyjAy
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I prefer rum ice cream, but it's always gone...


why is it gone? oh, because...

what about a flying pen that you can control with a device? it can shoot lazers too!
Skeleton_Pilot
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What about a pen with a built-in GPS? You could keep it in your pocket and you'll always know where you are!

Or how about a pen with a built-in camera and microphone! But I'm sure the CIA is way ahead of me on that one... =)

Maybe the best pen of all is nothing more than a pen that never runs out of ink. As far as usefulness goes, this one trumps the other two (and would probably be much cheaper if it were in some way possible).

Ernie15
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What about a pen with a built-in GPS?


Unless it had a roll-up screen, which would probably cost thousands of dollars, you'd be looking at a very tiny map.

Or how about a pen with a built-in camera and microphone!


If you keep it in your front pocket, all you'll capture is the darkness of your pocket and an audio recording of a heartbeat.

Since the pen discussion seems to have died down, I'll be the next to come up with a new idea.

What would you do if you woke up and you found out you were the only person left of your gender?
Skeleton_Pilot
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Unless it had a roll-up screen, which would probably cost thousands of dollars, you'd be looking at a very tiny map.


What if it came with a screen that was small enough to fit in your shirt pocket but large enough for the average eye to read?

What would you do if you woke up and you found out you were the only person left of your gender?


Maybe girls will finally talk to me then... haha!

No, that would be a difficult life to live. Women wouldn't love me for who I am, but for what I am... the last man on earth. I wouldn't be able to live in a world like that!
EmperorPalpatine
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What would you do if you woke up and you found out you were the only person left of your gender?

I'd stay off the streets because all the good drivers would be gone.

Women wouldn't love me for who I am, but for what I am... the last man on earth. I wouldn't be able to live in a world like that!


I'd only be with the girls who liked me before the event.

If you had 5 seconds to live and you could say one thing to the person you love the most right before you die, what would it be? I'd probably confuse them by shouting "I'M IMMORTAL!!!"
Skeleton_Pilot
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I'd only be with the girls who liked me before the event.


If I were to do that, I would be incredibly lonely!

If you had 5 seconds to live and you could say one thing to the person you love the most right before you die, what would it be?


Keep... the casket... closed!
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What would you do if you woke up and you found out you were the only person left of your gender?


Well first I'd lament the death of my dad. (silence). Then I'd go repopulate the earth. 25 years later I would either be a very happy guy, or be an extremely depressed guy, depending on whether if I found someone (or multiple people) I could trust. And find a partner.
Skeleton_Pilot
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Then I'd go repopulate the earth.


Would re-population really work if an entire generation had the same grandfather? You'd just have a bunch of inbreds running around the globe! Then, if they repopulate, they'll be even more inbred than before! Do you really want to do that to your beloved planet?
EmperorPalpatine
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Would re-population really work if an entire generation had the same grandfather?

Isn't that what Noah's family did?
Skeleton_Pilot
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Isn't that what Noah's family did?


Best not to get into a biblical debate here, seeing as there are plenty of people here who believe that story was based on true events!

If Noah really did repopulate the earth, though, it's either remained a genetic mystery for thousands of years or we're all inbreds!
EmperorPalpatine
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If Noah really did repopulate the earth, though, it's either remained a genetic mystery for thousands of years or we're all inbreds!

Actually, we would've all been inbreds a second time because Adam and Eve's kids would've had to do it to start the population in the first place.
Skeleton_Pilot
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The Bible is filled with inconsistencies, and I'm not going to go into that debate right now!

But I am going to ask a question! If you were the author of the Bible, what would you have written?

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What would you do if you woke up and you found out you were the only person left of your gender?


I agree with Skeleton_Pilot, let's leave the bible out of this thread because there's a whole section devoted to almost everything in the WEPR, m'K?

I would find my self the mother of the world, wow what an honor and what a nightmare. I don't think I would want to nor do I think I would live very long if I were the only woman on earth. Even if you were to scale this down to just my city I still don't like the odds of my survivability. It brings to mind a fairy tale say, Goldy Locks or Little Red Riding Hood except this would a scary tale.
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The Bible is filled with inconsistencies, and I'm not going to go into that debate right now!


And Inbreeding relates to this inconsistancy? Please do go on

But I am going to ask a question! If you were the author of the Bible, what would you have written?


Whatever God told me to
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The Bible is filled with inconsistencies, and I'm not going to go into that debate right now!

I think that is untrue. It is very consistent.
But I am going to ask a question! If you were the author of the Bible, what would you have written?

Well, two things, 1) There were many authors of the Bible, nobody wrote the whole thing. 2) God inspired the writers to write what they did, so I probably would have written the same thing.
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