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TheDracomancer
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Any questions you have that just can't be answered?

Like: What is the speed of darkness?

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Jazmoon
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OK how about: Who came first the chicken or the egg?
Yes i know its as old as time its self. But i'd love to know the answer to it, got any ideas?

HahiHa
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What is the speed of darkness?

Darkness is the absence of light, therefore it has no speed per se; if anything, it has the speed of the vanishing light.

Who came first the chicken or the egg?

This question is stupid because egg and chicken is one individuum at different stages. And mutations occuring in between don't affect it's progeniture, so the egg that will give birth to a chicken was laid by a non-chicken. Therefore the egg, if anything.
Sonatavarius
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I have one.... and it is completely serious. Why are women so hard to understand?!!??

toemas
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@Sonatavarius good luck with that!!!!!

HahiHa
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And mutations occuring in between don't affect it's progeniture, so the egg that will give birth to a chicken was laid by a non-chicken.

Let me rephrase that '-.- : 'and mutations occuring in between don't affect the chicken itself, at most the progeniture if it is gonosomal, so the egg that will give birth to a chicken was laid by a non-chicken.'
Now I think it's correct.

I have one.... and it is completely serious. Why are women so hard to understand?!!??

True.. I can only guess it's about the different hormone cocktail :P

Q: a triangle has angles of 60°, a square has angles of 90°.. how big are the angles in a circle? Are they converging to 180°?
Rapyion
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I think this is legit.

When the first person squeezed out cow milk, what was he thinking of?

Jazmoon
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Why are women so hard to understand?!!??


I don't think were that hard to understand. Men and women are just so different. Like they say women are from Venus and men are from mars and i could say the same thing, i mean sometimes i don't get dudes.
thebluerabbit
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i have a few questions i cant answer but the one i think of the most is:

"whats wrong with you?" (i get that alot)

nichodemus
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Women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand.


William Congreave, Love for Love

Also, everyone's favourite and most quotable psychologist.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ''What does a woman want?''

Sigmund Freud

Jazmoon
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''What does a woman want?''


I man to look after her and pamper her, a cuddle and a hair dye that lasts. That's just me anyway :P
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Q: a triangle has angles of 60ð, a square has angles of 90ð.. how big are the angles in a circle? Are they converging to 180ð?


You already know the answer to that.

They do converge to 180.
ShadowArchon
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are you asleep? lol

HahiHa
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Hmm, how about.. What do I have in my pocket? No, not a ring.

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When I a girl asks, "Does this make me look fat?"

If you say yes then they get all mad at you because you are saying the look fat.

If you say no they assume you are just being nice and saying what they want to hear.

thebluerabbit
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oh yeah. i REALLY like the stupid question that not only stupid people ask:

"are you asleep?"

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