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TheDracomancer
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Farmer

Any questions you have that just can't be answered?

Like: What is the speed of darkness?

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TopRank_
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Peasant

Hahiha is right about the egg. To dumb it down, it was layed by a slowly evolving feathered dinosaur.

Maverick4
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Peasant

What do I have in my pocket? No, not a ring.


Hands or nothings! Gollum! Gollum!

When a patient asks a doctor: 'Well doc, how bad is it?'
greenplanet011
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Nomad

This is a paradox

The sentence below is true

The sentence above is a lie

Which sentence is true

It can't be answered because it'll just keep going in a loop.Don't believe me,try it for yourself

Tobisper
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Nomad

What is peace?

xeano321
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Farmer

If you say yes then they get all mad at you because you are saying the look fat.

If you say no they assume you are just being nice and saying what they want to hear.


That's one of those questions you don't answer, and avoid having it asked at ALL costs.

"are you asleep?"


The question that really takes the cake is "are you awake?"
cjhall
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Herald

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Technically, it has no answer, because the author wrote it intending to have no answer.

Ernie15
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Bard

When the first person squeezed out cow milk, what was he thinking of?


Who was the first person to walk by a beehive and think, "Those little devils are hiding something delicious"?

What is peace?


The basic unit of pie, pizza and cake.

The question that really takes the cake is "are you awake?"


If you're awake, you can just answer "yes". So that question deserves no cake.
zakyman
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Peasant

What is peace?


The absence of chaos.

Does a mirror have color?
TomasTock
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Peasant

Is everything I say false?

greenplanet011
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Nomad

@cjhall actually no,the answer to why a raven is like a writing desk iiisssss....because they both can produce a few notes,though they are very flat;and it is NEVAR put with the wrong end in front,later additions of the author's book corrected the nevar part not knowing that the author meant to have it there to mean,it is raven with the wrong end in front

Joe96
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Peasant

Is (are) there a God(s)?

What happens after death?

How does time work/move?

Where's Waldo?

Why are there starving people in the world when others can almost literally use money as toilet paper?

How was(were) the universe(s) created?

Joe96
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why cant i turn into a bat

Because that is physically impossible
Daddy, where do babies come from?

Haha, good one
How fast is speed?

Speed is dynamic, that's why people need radar guns and stopwatches to measure speed.
jdoggparty
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Nomad

Can girls aim?

Roccess
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Peasant

How fast is speed?


Do you mean the fastest speed? If so, it would be the speed of light, about 100,000,000 miles every 8 minutes.

Can girls aim?


It depends on what you're talking about. In Greek Mythology, Artemis's Hunters were all girls, and were all of truest aim. And, in the real world, pretty much anything you try you can get good at if you keep trying.



Wyh era oyu aticgn os ylexdsci?
dair5
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Shepherd

Meaning of life?

How much nothing is there?

How much of something is there?

What vaule does this post have?

If you give something vaule does it really have a value? And if so, for how long?

How much love is there in comparision to hate?

How much joy is there in comparision to pain?

Do you see a bagle, or a hole?

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