Realistically speaking, I think we can make three conclusions on the subject of pain: 1. Pain is subjective. Different people have different pain tolerances, so what really hurts one, another brushes off. 2. No one who has posted to this thread thus far has suffered any truly catastrophic injuries. [It is very unlikely that Crazyape has had the misfortune to have experienced all the things he listed. If he actually has, he has my sincerest pity.] 3. Because of reasons 1 and 2, this thread is really just a study in trying to one-up the previous poster.
If you are really interested in learning about levels of pain, go talk to someone who's had limbs blown off in combat or been crushed by heavy machinery. Stubbing your toe is by no means worthy of appearing anywhere on the list of the most painful experiences possible. And if stubbing your toe is the most painful thing you've ever experienced, well, you don't get out much, do you?
Again this post was meant in a light hearted jokey way, I am aware that there are more painful things in life. Just thought it would be nice to have a discussion on some of the common and often comic household injuries i.e. standing on a lego brick, getting slapped in the face with a giant fish. Lighten up!
And no I don't get out much, always with the low blows haha.
You obviously don't know the pain of a surprise scrotum punch
3 Years ago i was in my first Lyceum class, and one of my schoolmates, we'll call him jolly, decided that was fun tu punch my nuts. i became white like snow in december and jolly was so sacerd of my colour that run away. lol XD I think the worse pain is a punch on nuts... (AND I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS)
Excuse me love I think you will find no matter how good modern medicine will ever get, getting punched in the testis will always be near fatal (fatal for some unfortunate guys out there) and nothing can prevent that but surviving the birthing process has tremendously increased in the last 5 decades or so.
Well excuse me but I think you'll find the title of this thread refers to the 'most painful thing ever', which is what we were discussing, not the 'most fatal thing ever', which is completely irrelevant. Also, by 'fatal' you probably mean there's the chance of men becoming infertile. If every kick to the balls was near fatal I'm sure you boys would be wearing pants of steel.
Imagine putting a toothpick in between your big toe and your toenail, and then kicking a brick wall as hard as possible.
I believe you're saying this would drive the toothpick in? Well, unless you're a moron who doesn't know how to kick you don't make contact with your toes unless you want them to break. So it would just hurt your foot but no more than that.
One day I was having 2 of my friends over. I was also having something wrong with my testicles... and when I was sitting down, my friend came up, and punched my in the testis... one word. <font color="800517">PAIN</font>
Has anyone here ever popped a zit on their upper lip or on the inside of their nose? I've stubbed my toe many times and not once has the pain ever come close to being as intense as either of those things!
