Ive tried SOME i got smacked once lol. Usually ill tell them just to be funny with my friends. I have used some none of these though i just think these are funny.
My favorite is : "If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder, or this one?" Then you reach around and put your hand on their shoulder.
Well, the first pick up lines wouldn't really work because some are cheesy and some are pushing too much. Kevin, yours will only work if your moderately good looking to the girl. Still, smooth.
OK then. Let's see a geeky looking boy use it on a moderately through severely popular, close-minded, female. Also, get a camera and send me what happens.
so far the polar bear one sounds like it might work the best, just to get rolling, but i still wouldnt try em. BASHA, that second one had me cracking up!