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MrMonkey3
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Nomad

They seem to work for me lol

I saw you from across the room and fell and hit my head so im gunna need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Is your name gilette cause your the best a man can get

If someone wrote a story about my life the climax would be when i met you.

Baby that outfit is terrible take it off right now (this one doesnt work to well lol)

Baby im like taca bell ill spice up your night

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world some say there are more to me there is only one....you

I never had a dream come true untill i met you

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Strop
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Bard

Who said *I* hit on *them?* :P

Okay, some of this stuff is kinda inappropriate but...nobody has complained...so I think I might throw in a couple

"...so...do you have a twin sister?"

Strop
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Bard

Also: does anybody else notice how pick-up lines are never used by girls?

GENDER INEQUALITY D:

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes

I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

never tryed those. lol strop.....I like that one. Ever thing is better in pairs.

kevin44
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Jester

Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes.

That's a sure way to get slapped.

drakokirby
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drakokirby
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Shepherd

You guys have too many strong Pick Up lines. Do a simple and complimental one that does not seem your hitting on them.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

BostonXBound
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Nomad

@Drakokirby- You have the best chance. I awwwed and it was on a computer!

kevin44
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Jester

@Drakokirby- You have the best chance. I awwwed and it was on a computer!

Yeah, he does. Just for the record, though, I wasn't being serious on any of mine but the pirate one.
ManUtd4life096
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Farmer

"Is that your face? Because it looks like a donkey's backside to me."

walaroo
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walaroo
88 posts
Nomad

this one works like a charm:

wanna go out?

BASHA
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BASHA
660 posts
Nomad

HA it's funny cause it actually does

CowInAPie
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CowInAPie
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Nomad

"I wet my pants, can I get into yours?"

madgamer131
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Nomad

i think Jim Morrison of The Doors says it best...

"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?"

Some others: Do you have tickets? (tickets for what?) The gun show!- then u show her ur bicep

Call the prez cuz i have the weapons of mass destruction right here! (show both biceps)

gman1000
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Nomad

Guys, almost none of these will work. (Grammatically correct?) Anyway, BostonXBound, why don't you tell us what would be a good pick-up line, since you are a girl...

soakerman
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Nomad

you guys must have so many red marks on your faces

gman1000
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@soakerman

I know! This pick-up lines are horrible!
Also, I don't see the point of having a girlfriend until High-school. Why date someone if you know you AREN'T going to marry them?

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