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MrMonkey3
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They seem to work for me lol

I saw you from across the room and fell and hit my head so im gunna need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Is your name gilette cause your the best a man can get

If someone wrote a story about my life the climax would be when i met you.

Baby that outfit is terrible take it off right now (this one doesnt work to well lol)

Baby im like taca bell ill spice up your night

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world some say there are more to me there is only one....you

I never had a dream come true untill i met you

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d0m1nated14
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"The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word"


Now that is some funny stuff. You are sure to get smacked using that one.
BASHA
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BASHA
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Nomad

no after she slapps you either say "kinky" or "ohh I like it rough"

Lige
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Lige
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Nomad

"hey baby, I have 12000 armor ponts on armorgames."

BASHA
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BASHA
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Nomad

then she'll probably say "whats armorgames" or "loser"

Lige
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Nomad

hellz no, she'd be all like, "make love to me right now!"

Drace
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Drace
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Hello, I am Drace.

Thats all you need right there ^^

kingryan
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Farmer

Mmm...

I like this one:

God says man can't live on bread alone....How about dinner and a movie?

or:

Is that pew taken?

KingRyan

kevin44
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Jester

Lol, I don't think any of these would work.

BostonXBound
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Nomad

Definitely not!
Kingsryan's might work if your at church or something...

Or you guys could try the more effective-
"Hi! Your pretty!"

You would sound like a first grader, but she might blush and laugh a little!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

Just kinda look at her from a distance, then wlk up to her and look her in the eyes and just say hey, give her your name and such, and see what she says. It works for me. It isn't really a pick up line but...

kevin44
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Jester

My pirate one worked...I tried it in a hot tub, so I was already halfway there, but...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

WOW! Kevin! Uselly I just asked if this seats taken and sit one them in hot tubs lol, it did work once which was weird.


But I actually though of one, Just be like you got something on your lips......wait here, I'll get it.
I did that twice I got slapped once and made out with the girl the second time. lol

kevin44
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I tried something like that once and she hit me with a stick on the head... we were only joking though, but it still hurt.

Strop
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Bard

I don't need pickup lines, because I'm that awesome.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

O strop, do you hit on all those lady nurses?

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