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MrMonkey3
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They seem to work for me lol

I saw you from across the room and fell and hit my head so im gunna need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Is your name gilette cause your the best a man can get

If someone wrote a story about my life the climax would be when i met you.

Baby that outfit is terrible take it off right now (this one doesnt work to well lol)

Baby im like taca bell ill spice up your night

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world some say there are more to me there is only one....you

I never had a dream come true untill i met you

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justgotpwned
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Haha lol good one mrmonkey.

MrMonkey3
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Ty ive had a lot of practice :P

BASHA
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BASHA
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just do something totally badass in front of her then she will be all over you

bballstardfence
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wow u guys got no lives they c me i pick them up

MrMonkey3
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wow u guys got no lives they c me i pick them up
im sure they do. @basha how is he supposed to do something in front of her if she lives in a different state?

@bballstardfence most of these arent serious pick up lines there just funny, no need to hate on the funny
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