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I feel like I should have a stinking advice forum.

Okay, you should. Tell us guys what attracts a girl.

ya know thats really not a bad idea. we guys are clueless XD

Flattery, little things, not being a jerkwad.

Flattery works if its true. Your eyes are gorgeous, wow you look pretty today, I like your music.

Remember little things. Her favorite song, what color she looks good in, her dogs name. She'll think your amazing. Just make sure this doesn't become stalkerish. Remember things that she tells you, or you think. Don't look up things on her. That will creep her out.

If someone is being mean to her, stand up for her, defend her. This is a good way to make a friend notice you. Don't make fun of her, unless she starts it, even then, be careful. Don't insult her, don't insult her friends.

That's a start.

@bostonxbound wow you really SHOULD start an advice column or something.

Remember too its all in the delivery if ur gunna try and use a pickup line its gotta be smooth otherwise its already a lost cause

Funny:
Roses are red violets are blue how would you like it if i came home with you

I can tell your future...its giving me your number

I beleive im psychic and my visions tell me that we need to be together

Hey theres and exit will you go out with me?

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Serious: (well kinda)

If i was god id make the world revolve around you

If a star fell every time i thought of you this weekend the sky would be empty

If I had a dollar for every time i thought of you id have a million dollars but the money wouldnt matter cause id have you

(if you see a shooting star and she says make a wish say..)
I've got nothing to wish for your already here

I wanted to die but i saw you and decided to live

Can i have your autograph? (why) You ARE miss america arent you?

Ive counted all the stars before but i think i missed two....there in your eyes

Can you hold something for me (if yes) put your hand in theirs

Are you an interior decorator? Cause when i saw you the room got beautiful

I heard milk was good for the body, but how much have you been drinking?

Sorry freaco. When you have to evade the filter, that's crossing the line.

Okay, the only real &quotickup line" I've ever used is similar to drakokirby's: "You know, when you smile you light up the room."

It's also a really good cheer-up line

Also- why not stick to the traditional "Could I get you a drink?" Where has the chivalry gone? Why am I so old-fashioned!? D:

Now for the silly: "I used to be gay, then I saw you!"

Haha....

I like the zipper one...thats true for me XD lol!

Heres an insulting one:

Is that you're face...or did your neck just spew up?

KingRyan

ha, strop......that dosn't work much for me. The drink thing, I used it more then once a few times the girls just takes the drink and leaves.........but it did work once.

I have a few gems that i like.

Is your name Gillette cos ur the best a man can get

and this 1

Can i read your t shirt in brail pls?

i hope your wearing a hockey mask, woody.

Hahaha, the I've tried the t-shirt in braille one before at my school dance. I got slapped.

like da t-shirt pick up line!!!realy funny!!!

ive always wondered... what if she actually said "sure go ahead"