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MrMonkey3
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They seem to work for me lol

I saw you from across the room and fell and hit my head so im gunna need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Is your name gilette cause your the best a man can get

If someone wrote a story about my life the climax would be when i met you.

Baby that outfit is terrible take it off right now (this one doesnt work to well lol)

Baby im like taca bell ill spice up your night

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world some say there are more to me there is only one....you

I never had a dream come true untill i met you

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woody_7007
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nah ive never actually used it. That would be suicide.

There is always the classic British pick up line.

'Get your coat luv your pulled.'

Ive used that a few times when horrendously drunk and be warned it only works on proper slags, however theres an abbundance of them up north in England and with my London accent it worked like a charm.O and wearing a fighter pilots uniform helps too.

florglee2
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and wearing a fighter pilots uniform helps too


Secret perks to the job, eh?
BASHA
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BASHA
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I tried the math one on a girl as a joke...man could she run fast, it's a good thing I free run

gman1000
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gman1000
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Got anymore advice Boston?

BostonXBound
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BostonXBound
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Like what? I need situations...

woody_7007
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Secret perks to the job, eh?


Yes thats one thing they didnt mention in the recruitment poster. Works like a charm.
bballstardfence
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bballstardfence
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hey you guys r desperate they fall for me wen they c me act like u dont see they r there compliment them then walk away and talk to her later

madgamer131
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compliment them then walk away


what good would that do? they'd just think you were some shy, wierd guy. "O you look amazing tonight" (walks away). that makes no sense
kevin44
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That actually works. Don't you watch Drake and Josh?? Jk. But really, I've tried that before. I went up and told a girl that I liked her hair, she said thanks, and then I just said "see ya" and walked away. Then she came after and asked why I walked away, cuz she thought I was hitting on her, and then we talked some more. :P

madgamer131
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ah wutev. i just start chatting. sit down next to her, ask her for her name, and just start talkin

kevin44
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That works too, but only if you're a smooth talker. It's just fun to see if she follows after you .

madgamer131
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yeah i guess, the only reason I personally dont use it cuz u never kno if the will follow. but i gues its not bad if ur just cruizin :P

MrMonkey3
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Its alot of fun when you go to another state and go to the mall, you can try tlaking to any girl there and if you mess up hey your probably never gunna see them again so what have you got to lose? Its also a great way to work on smooth talking ance again its all in the DELIVERY

JustLacrosse21
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MrMonkey....i did that....... and now im dating some girl in louisiana..... dont try it.... cause if u get it right ur done

MrMonkey3
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Just break up with her tell her its too hard to have a girlfriend in a differnet state and that you still want to be friends but you dont think the long distance realtionship is working. Unless of course you really like her and dont want to break up. Then my friend you have a serious problem

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