i would first well get a minigun and shoot you then stab you then punch you and beat you up then use a chainsaw on you then massacre you and finally stick a bomb in your mouth that goes [b]BOOM
put one pin in at a time till his body was coverd in them then one by one pull them slowly out and whatch the little streams of blood run down his body and whait till he bleeds to death then feed his body to dogs
I'd sit next you singing songs from high school musical (not only do I hate it but My deep voice will completely ruin them too XP) after that I will take a chainsaw to your hands cutting it off 1 inch at a time, light your feet on fire and constantly putting it out and lighting it, then I'd jam a few crowbars in to your head (cleverly missing the brain) then throw you into a nuclear reactor, shut off the cooling system, then hightail it out of there... then I'd poke whats left with a stick...
koshions id kill you by tie you in a chair sing highschool musical and habing a razor and cut you little by little with salt acohol with lemon juice to put in the cuts.pretty creative huh>
Skinning by disc sander, followed by a shower of battery acid and then leave a car running in the closed garage to make it look like an accident :-@ tee hee