you guys don't get it need lots of torture. well first psychological
1.strand you out in desert for 2 days no water. 2.tie you to a chair in a puddle of crystal clear tasty water but not let you get a drink. easy no pain
3.slowly roast over a fire while playing rick roll 4.then take out a knife adn start cutting your toes and eyes out. 5.leaave the key to the lock in your eye and i'll use a spoon to get the key.
am i being to sadistic oh well
6. place a turret from portal and let it shoot at you all day. 7.lock you in a room with a child rapist. 8.pull out a BB gun and shoot u wiht the lightest BBs at closesr distance without killing you. am i done nope.
9.Leave you in a coal mine and gve you a candle to get back to the surface. ( candles can combust if certain elements are in the mine and they tend to explode)
10 finally make you kiss a komodo dragon then watch you die a horrible death.
I would shhot u in the hand 20 times and let u bleed out and die. Then i would slice open ur stomach and pull out all ur organs and stuff. then i would stuff u with toilet paper and tape up the cut on ur stomach. then i would hang u on my wall as a trophy.
srry that might sound screwed up in every way but it was the first thing that came to my mind.
I would stab you on every part of your body hit you with a hammer on the errrrrr WELL a bad part get a sharpened pencil and put it in a nailgun and keep shooting at you constantly with a lot of pencils. I would then slowly cut off all of your fingers with a knife (SLOWLY) put your head in water ALMOST when your dead i pull your head out and make you watch videos of your family and others that I recorded their death and show you that he was next and then I rip out his spine in surgery while he was still awake, crying.
y u could kill me slow and painfull its more injoyable. uhoh now i have to kill u uummmmmm......
ok so if i had to kill u i would push u out of a plane.(see slow and painfull kinda)then i would find ur body get scuba gear and bring ur body to the bottom of the ocean and burry u in a wattery grave.