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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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wipe42
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Choose the dog.

If life dosent like you....

bluedevil
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You dont like life back.

If life gives you a car....

fluffybunny422
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crash it into a wall and blame it on your dog.

If life gives you a dead computer...

YES I love this game.

wipe42
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Power it up.

If life tries to kill you......

jdoggparty
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Kill yourself

If life gives you a firey tail (firetail)

bluedevil
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Put it out.

If life gives you a bird.

firetail_madness
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You put me out!

I'd sell it.

If life beat the crap out of a tree in your garden than set the sprinkler on fire...

fluffybunny422
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move.

If life gave u a bazooka and a chimpanzee...

firetail_madness
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Go into a war and throw them a chimpanzee and tell them we come in peace than blow them all up.

If life gave you a Nintendo DS that works as a smoke bomb...

fluffybunny422
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give it back and ask for a real one.

If life gave u a dead bird...

firetail_madness
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Wish for a revive.

If life gave you a revive...

sinopoli32
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Use it on Albert Einstein

If life revived Albert Einstein...

firetail_madness
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Get rich.

If life made you rich...

sinopoli32
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Pay the revived Albert Einstein to make you a time machine

If life gave you a time machine...

firetail_madness
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If life gave you a time machine...


Make sure the first gun was never made.

If life made guns not exist...
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