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redslaughterer
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What would you do if you were home alone and a robber broke in?

I would do either one of two things.

1. I'd jump out of a window( depending on what floor I'm on ) or run outside screaming like a baby.

OR

2. I'd grab a bat and start whacking for my life. Depends on what weapons they have. If it was a gun, I'd run. If not, I'd maybe take my chances.

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redslaughterer
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I will modify this a little. The robber is a 6 foot 5 man who is well-built. He is inside your room. You see him taking the money that you have poorly concealed in a drawer in your room. He is wielding a gun but it is on the table a few inches away from him. What do you do?

Ernie15
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I'd break into his house the next day and steal all my stuff.

pangtongshu
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The robber is a 6 foot 5 man who is well-built. He is inside your room. You see him taking the money that you have poorly concealed in a drawer in your room. He is wielding a gun but it is on the table a few inches away from him. What do you do?


I'd cry uncontrollably until he left, then text all my friends about how I knocked the guy out in a fight and called the police afterwards.
Maverick4
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I'd 'choot 'em. I'd 'choot 'em dead with my M1911. Bang bang bang.

danielo
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even if it was an handicape midget with one arm im preety sure ill be scared as hell. i wanna belive that the hockey stick beside my bad will help me a little.

but remmeber guys, the robber affraid from you more than you affraid from him. he is the one who take a risk. if you will get noisy, yelling 'get out', he will propebly run away. he will shoot if you will bring things that will scared him.

anyway, i count on my dogs to make him willing go to the neighborse in the first place.

SSTG
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The robber is a 6 foot 5 man who is well-built.

I'm 6 foot 1 and in good shape so I'd still slit his throat then call 911.
Skeleton_Pilot
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Sounds like I could easily take him... he's got a gun? I'll give him a ticket to the gun show. =D

wflag10
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Aim for the head.

Minotaur55
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Im very trained in Martial Arts, knife training, and gun training so I could handle taking a robber. First thing I would do is shoot his hand with a gun, disarm the weapon he has, bludgeon him in the head with a metal baseball bat, tie a rope around his neck, hang him on a tree and shoot all of his limbs and prevent him from getting away. Or if I am in a colorful mood I could just go Die Hard on him. Or call the cops, but thats not really fun.

killersup10
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The robber is a 6 foot 5 man who is well-built.



you don't understand. Killersup is a 6 foot 8 man who body builds.Killersup literaly has his shotgun with buckshot within arms reach.Its not that hard to do a hip shot.
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you don't understand. Killersup is a 6 foot 8 man who body builds.Killersup literaly has his shotgun with buckshot within arms reach.Its not that hard to do a hip shot.

you are not 6 foot 8, i saw your picture the faces of armorgames thread.


And id probably pop his cap.

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STAB STAB SLASH STAB STAB SLASH
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB
and then
DECAPITATE

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yeah....as I am very young i will probabley call 911 and then grab my brother's almost perfect copy of a Pietro Beretta (which is actually a lighter but made of metal and working like a real one) and scary he if he reaches my room.

-Alexandrica the archer-

redslaughterer
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Okay, now I will see how bad of a person you people are. The robber is an old man who just needs some extra cash.

SSTG
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Okay, now I will see how bad of a person you people are. The robber is an old man who just needs some extra cash.

I'd give him a ride to the closest police station and they'd make sure he has a place to sleep and eat for 24 hr (jail).
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