1. Count by ones from 1 to 100 in 100 consecutive posts according to the Core Rules.
2. Restart the count from 1 after: a. a Moderator (or an Administrator) posts if users and Knights are counting.. b. a user or Knight or Warden posts if Moderators and Administrators are counting. c. breaking a core rule, spamming, or cheating. d. reaching 100.
3. Announce why you restart the count so other counters don't get confused.
CORE RULES
No mistakes. A count must start from 1 and increase by ones up to 100, save for exceptions noted. No double-counting. No counter may count two consecutive numbers. No back-to-back counting. No two counters may alternate for more than three consecutive numbers. Okay: P1 P2 P1 P3 Not Okay: P1 P2 P1 P2 Okay: P1 P2 reset P1 P2 No editing. No counter may edit their post. If an edit tag shows on a count, the attempt is forfeit.
ADDiTiONAL RULES
No "spamming". Please don't post only the number and please don't post gibberish, either. Multiple one- or two-word counts may also disqualify a count. No "cheating". This shouldn't need to be said. Counting to 100 doesn't count if you cheat. This is an exercise in teamwork, not rule bending. No "spoiling". Don't mess with the count. Posts should start with the correct number. Posts with no numbers should be ignored. See also: No non-counts. Posts with intentional mistakes should be ignored. No "spilping". If this is your first post in this thread, please post "I'm new and here to count to 100!" No non-counts. No counter may post without a counting number or make a post without bolding that number if that counting number is not at the start of the post.
COMPLETE SET OF RULES
Please refer to the complete set of rules for additional information and examples of what is valid or invalid. DiSCUSSiON THREAD
Please also check out the discussion thread for new gameplay or rule proposals or general discussion on the gameplay and rules of "Count to 100".
END GAME
Once you reach 100, you start this Sisyphean task all over again back at 1. Users should notify the Commissioner of the Count (HahiHa) that the count reached 100 and the Commissioner will review it to make sure there were no mistakes or cheating. If there were no mistakes or cheating, then the users who took part in the successful count to 100 will get a shiny new Quest!
SCOREBOARD
bold = counted 100, italics = previous winning participant, [#] = # of total wins, (#) = # of times counted 100 FULL SCOREBOARD
10. Maybe you two are like that snake and have to find compromises in everything to function. Different opinions create discusions and sometines you just can't persuade the other side. Like if some1 started to say why Barca is better than RM, no matter how good were their arguments it's very doubtful I'd agree. My opinion about this matter and my arguments are too solid.
12. Hm. Is this a jab at me? I think this is a jab at me. But, yeah. That snake is great. You have to find a compromise. Because, if one head cheers at Madrid and the other at Barcelona, well, one is going to kill the other and then necrosis will set in and the one that killed will get the short end of the stick as it slowly rots away and dies.
But not that that's going to matter when that snake gets turned on by menstrual blood and eats that woman and her sister. Didn't know that about your friend Morgan, did ya? That's Yurlungur for you.
13. Yeah, I read about that. I kind of just ignored that part. I don't think Morgan could eat two people and then regurgitate them both. But I'll be sure to tell her about that
14. @sciller45 How could that be a jab? You didn’t debate and said you were joking. I’ve got a buddy that is all for Barca and we had many such debates over the years and these were fair debates: only Barca is better vs. RM is better. if he couldn’t outtalk me I doubt anyone could. BTW we had similar for Polish teams: I was rooting for Wisła Kraków and he for Legia Warszawa. But here I can’t debate anymore, club had huge financial problems so nowadays it barely makes ends meet.
Hmm... that mythical snake reminds me of something. Maybe norsemen sailed there too.
17.
Hey guys, I'm going to sail inside a Doubleheaded Rainbow Snake! Are you coming with me?
Just be sure to grab your Viking battleaxe, wear some armor, and of course, wear this:
*sets sail on the Viking boat*
Getting close... (pretend I'm speaking in Old Norse)
*we start to get inside the Doubleheaded Rainbow Snake*
Prepare your axes, be careful... she's going down!
*the Doubleheaded Rainbow Snake starts diving in the sea... but we're safe... for now...*
When she's under the sea, the Abyssal Monsters might come! Be ready, men... be ready to swing your axes!
*a Deep Sea Monster inside the Doubleheaded Rainbow Snake jumps above our ship just like a dolphin, when he's right above us, I slice it in half with my axe*
18. You can't just kill all those poor sea monsters!
*Another Deep Sea Monster jumps above the ship. While it's above us, I chant a few magic words, shrinking the monster. As it falls, I catch it in a fishbowl.*
Aren't they adorable? Now no more killing, or I'll get out the food coloring. And I'm using red this time.
19. Suddenly huge tentacles showed up from both sides of the ship and immediately bound the whole vessel in a powerful embrace. Bjorn barely dodged one of them by slipping on the wet deck. He scrambled on knees and started hacking with battleaxe, black gore splashed all around. But the effort seemed vain, ship started sinking slowly. Axe got stuck in the vile tissue and he didn't have strength to draw it out. Sea always made Bjorn sick and weak. And the interior of Doubleheaded Rainbow Snake was incomparably turbulent. Not only because the mythical beast was in a constant motion. Every devoured basin and land… yes, it could devour whole islands… added their own perturbations.
20. All of a sudden, an aura they couldn't just ignore appeared, royal, majestic, and then, it went away, probably because it didn't find anything interesting, not even the shadow of the being who emitted the aura was glimpsed...
21. "D*** it, Bjorn!", said Hammond,, the ship's designated healer "Tarben, I told you he wasn't cut out for this!"
He takes out the axe from the foul beast and throws it to Bjorn. Then, he rummages through his skin pouch and takes out a bottle filled with a beige powder.
"Here, Bjorn, come on, eat up."
He takes out his axe and prepares to strike.
"Wait a minute!"
He searches through his pouch and throws some bottles overboard, into the beast's stomach.
"We can always poison the beast, eh?" He says, and the beast starts trembling.
23. Oh I see I have to finish that roast anyway. So just I'll add something more to that viking RP later, just don't do anything radical with Bjorn! I'll make him disengage from the group for a while on my next post.
“Thanks Ham.” said Bjorn faintly while munching dry weeds, and hacking the same, massive tentacle. After a while he looked as if he just took a tar bath. One tentacle after the other was releasing grasp and leaving the deck but monster’s trembling added a new agonizing meaning to viking’s affliction. “Why this one iso stubborn” he murmured to the slimy limb “just lego… lego.” With a stronger slash he finally sliced through the tentacle and saw the stump slithering away. But the axe got jammed to the deck. “Not agaiin.” The Norseman started crawling towards the sail, he wanted to use it as a support to stand up and see what's happening. He felt so dizzy that his eyesight was cycling like a prop of gnome’s autogyro. When he was crawling on the weatherdeck another viking jumped over him shouting, he didn’t hear exactly what due to the tumult. Finally, the warrior got to the sail. He grope at it but couldn’t grab the clammy flesh.
It’s the rest of this scungy tentacle, he thought. But then, to his surprise, the violet body untied and swiftly banded over his torso. Force was so huge that he felt some ribs snapping and guts squishing but the pain was muffled by a sudden surge of adrenaline. The only reason he survived was that he wore a solid chainmail.
Immediately, the tentacle broke away causing Bjorn to drop again onto the floor. It moved quickly while bruising the Viking on every obstacle then started up over the board and into the iridescent water. After a splash the octopus started submerging – its last tentacle left the ship. After the initial pain water itself felt pleasantly, it was quite warm.
Luckily for Bjorn, the tentacle was too huge and slimy to maintain a good grasp in the water so soon he slipped out. The Norseman immediately took his chainmail down. Now he could swim up and try to break the surface. He saw a distorted image of Skidbladnir’s hull through the rainbow water, the biggest Drakkar there ever was. He didn’t inhale because of the tentacle attack but Bjorn was a good diver. Quickly he was overcoming another metres. Just some more and I’m safe, he thought.
Suddenly, two webbed palms grasped at his ankles. The shock made him releasing a few bubbles of the air reserve. Bjorn was waving his hands furiously while something was pulling him down. He was getting deeper and deeper and soon started suffocating. Water around him was getting darker every moment. No wonder: higher levels of water were rainbow-colored thanks to glowing scales of the Snake. Bjorn felt both terror and euphoria when water was filling his lungs. The Viking was going to Valhalla.
