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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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JACKinbigletters
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Then you must walk, no faster, to the restroom without any assistance.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must search for a suitable place for you to relieve yourself.

JACKinbigletters
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The you must destroy said cameras one by one.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must erect a sign to show others your achievement.

MrDayCee
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Then you must point out to the users that ignoring spammers on November 4th (3 pages ago) and merely 'saying' that one must report them, is not going to help getting rid of them. After a while, a Mod has taken care of it nontheless...

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must stand there in confusion as you are unsure of what they are talking about...

Chryosten
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Next, you must steal a head from Unleashed's heads on pikes collection.

TheMostManlyMan
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And use it to start your own mock-collection.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must down a pint of bleach.

StormWalker
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Then you must watch in horror as your blood dries up into arsenic powder.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must live a life well lived.

TheMostManlyMan
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While playing the fiddle in only the most inappropriate situations for fiddle playing.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must light a fire, with ice.

silver199
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Then cook a phoenix in that Ice-fire.

Chryosten
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You must also pluck all of it's feathers beforehand.

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