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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gantic
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Gantic
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armorplayergc took all of their pocket change but most of their money is in offshore bank accounts and insider-trading hedge funds.

Senate Cheese: 469/500

I vote for the non-incumbent. Election_Year = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Election_Year
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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That didn't do much due to vote manipulation.

Senate Cheese: 467/500

I bribe with fake money. Lies = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Lies
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You can lie to the liars!

Senate Cheese: 447/500

I call them liars! LIARS = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = LIARS
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

You can call the lied to liars liars!

Senate Cheese 428/500

I lie next to the liars who were called liars that were lied to. Whoops_Lazy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Whoops_Lazy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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They got confused and didn't get the lie

Senate Cheese: 426/500

I sell the Senate! Cheap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Cheap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

And this is how you got ripped off.

Senate Cheese 423/500

I call an investigation into the Senate's corruption. Politics = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Politics
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

90% of the senators were involved, but nothing happened to any of them...

Senate Cheese: 405/500

I become a senator! WhatDoWeDoHere = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = WhatDoWeDoHere
Gantic
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Gantic
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armorplayergc is so inept as a senator, instead of adding points, he subtracts them

Senate Cheese: 403/500

I stop voting altogether because it's Pointless = 13 against Senate Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
13 = Pointless
lexaxssj3
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lexaxssj3
34 posts
Marquis

1d20=13
I cannot come to understand how this game works so I will just try.
Edit: Gantic unleashes his ultimate move but the senate cheese is immune to overkills hence.
Senate Cheese: 403/500

DICE RESULTS
13 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You... did something

Senate Cheese: 377/500

I send the president of the Senate to jail! YAY = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = YAY
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

It broke out!

Senate cheese:368/500

I break the rules of Senate 1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

It seems they were already broken

Senate Cheese: 358/500

I Demolish = 5 half of the Senate

DICE RESULTS
5 = Demolish
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

You only destroy a quarter.

Senate cheese:353/500

I try to destroy the rest 1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You destroyed 90% of what was left!

Senate Cheese: 335/500

I sell building materials to the Senate for a VERY high price! Inflation = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Inflation
Altrivotzck
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Altrivotzck
71 posts
Nomad

You succeed in negotiations!

Senate Cheese: 316/500

I am senately-nescient, so I just give some senators [roll 1d20 The Finger]

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