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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

The Star Cheese is busy counting stars
(Btw, how do you decide what hp a Cheese is going to have?)

Star Cheese: 100/100

I kick the cheese very hard 1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese took a critical hit! YAY!
(if you roll a 1 in d4, it has 10 HP, 2 gives 50 HP, 3 gives 100 HP and 4 gives 500 HP)

Star Cheese: 84/100

I Starbuck = 1 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
1 = Starbuck
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The coffee didn't really do much.

Star Cheese 83/100

I Drop = 6 a Warp Star on the cheese

DICE RESULTS
6 = Drop
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese has 70% resistance against stars

Star Cheese: 77/100

I STARt the cheese MoreJokes = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MoreJokes
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

You manage to surprise the cheese.

Star Cheese: 68/100

I slap the cheese. CosmicSlap = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = CosmicSlap
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese is too cosmic-y to be hurt much

Star cheese:67/100

I move the cheese into a Blackhole = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Blackhole
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese teleported away from it

Star Cheese: 60/100

I STARe the cheese WatchingYou = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = WatchingYou
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It is slightly irritated from your staring, but ignores you.

Star Cheese 56/100

I make the cheese's family to fondue in front of his eyes.IDontEvenLikeFondue = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = IDontEvenLikeFondue
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese got very sad!

Star Cheese: 39/100

I reSTARt the cheese MoreBadJokes = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = MoreBadJokes
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

The cheese is not amused.

Star Cheese: 36/100

I shoot the star down. ShootingStar = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ShootingStar
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got hurt from the shot

Star Cheese: 23/100

I make a movie STARring the cheese AllStars = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = AllStars
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

wow, the cheese barely survived that overwhelming fame and horrible joke!

star cheese: 4%

okay. i've been waiting for this for months, if not years. I'M GONNA KILL A PIECE OF- UM, PIECE OF (UN)SUPPOSEDLY SOLID MILK, DUBBED "CHEESE".

...

...

ne:...

EVERYONE, LAND UR SLAPS! = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SLAPS
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

doqck killed the cheese perfectly! dead with no overkill! (also, I don't know if you know, but the next cheese will be the 100th cheese! )

Star Cheese: 0/100

I create Senate Cheese Senate = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Senate
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

armorplayergc makes a brick hard Senate Cheese!

Senate Cheese: 500/500

I slap every member of the cheese senate. MultiSlap = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = MultiSlap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

HahiHa slapped all the senators in it!

Senate Cheese: 480/500

I rob everyone in the senate! GiveMeTheWallets = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = GiveMeTheWallets
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