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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Altrivotzck
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Altrivotzck
71 posts
Nomad

uh... try again?

The Finger = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Finger
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

That seems to have worked well

Senate Cheese: 298/500

I send most senators to Jail = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Jail
Altrivotzck
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Altrivotzck
71 posts
Nomad

Great purification!

Senate Cheese: 288/500

I submit some Dirt = 1 on them to some news sites

Edit: :P

DICE RESULTS
1 = Dirt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

I think they don't care a lot...

Senate Cheese: 287/500

I enter the Senate and start some very Boring = 1 topics... for hours!

edit: .-.

DICE RESULTS
1 = Boring
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

I cannot allow this thread to die!
Also, the cheese is a senator, so it's used to it...

Senate Cheese 286/500

I break the door to the senate down to sabotage budget! Its_been_revoked = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Its_been_revoked
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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That works! 70% of the budget is gone!

Senate Cheese: 272/500

I break in the Senate and insult everyone inside it! YESIDIDIT = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = YESIDIDIT
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Everyone is mortified by your comments but eventually security drags you away.

Senate Cheese: 258/500

I toss snakes. Sssss = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Sssss
BalkanRenegades
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BalkanRenegades
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I'm doing this for first time, so don't blame me if I do something wrong, 'k?

Senate Cheese: 230/500

I shred with machine gun! [roll 1d20]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Oh, I guess you ran out of bullets :/

Senate Cheese: 230/500

I use your machine gun to hit them, even without bullets! YAY = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = YAY
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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CRITICAL HIT! You deal a ton of damage.

Senate Cheese: 210/500

I smite the cheese. Rumble = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Rumble
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese managed to escape during the punishment

Senate Cheese: 203/500

I steal the wallet from all the senators! Robbed = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Robbed
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You stole a few wallets before getting spotted.

Senate Cheese 197/500

I blackmail the cheese. Whitemail = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Whitemail
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It worked well for some time

Senate Cheese: 185/500

I kidnap one third of the senators! ItsGone = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = ItsGone
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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There was a notable drop of intelligence in the senate for a while.

Senate Cheese: 174/500

I set loose giant bouncy balls in the senate. Boing = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Boing
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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That caused extreme damage for some reason

Senate Cheese: 154/500

I tell a VERY BadJoke = 9 inside the Senate

DICE RESULTS
9 = BadJoke
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