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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Ramit12
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Baron

It was kinda effective.

Philosopher's Cheese: 74/100

I told the cheese his brother, ZRM cheese is dead.

LongLiveTheCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = LongLiveTheCheese
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
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The cheese was shocked beyond belief, now he mourns for his brother

Philosopher's Cheese: 58/100

"This is the moment!", I said as I throw my lucky Monopoly Dice to the Philosopher's Cheese.
https://i.imgur.com/uBraE1a.jpg
loljk

Monopoly_Dice = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Monopoly_Dice
Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

The Monopoly Dice isn't that useful...

Philosopher's Cheese: 52/100

I ask a deep question.
ExtremelyDeep = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ExtremelyDeep
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The cheese got confused!

Philosopher's cheese: 39/100

I toss the cheese to Mars.

FromEarthToMars = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = FromEarthToMars
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

It took damage!

Philosopher's cheese: 26/100

I ignore the cheese.

HopeItWorks = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HopeItWorks
Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
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The cheese doesn't seem to care about your lack of interest, and still takes some damage.
Philosopher's cheese:22/100

I send the cheese a love letter.
DearCheesey = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = DearCheesey
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

You somehow managed to cause damage!

Philosopher cheese: 9/100 <- (39-14=25, 25-4=21, 21-12=9) Majestic made a mistake.

I played a game with the cheese.

WhoWouldWIn = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = WhoWouldWIn
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

I summon the Heavenly Demon God Cheese
1d4=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

You made soft Demon God Cheese.

Demon God Cheese: 10/10

I showed the cheese what Nyan Cat looks like.

NyanCat = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = NyanCat
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

The Cheese was perplexed at the sight of the Nyan Cat

Demon God Cheese: 1/10

I gave the Demon God cheese one of Friedrich Nietzsche's classic work, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"

GodIsDead = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = GodIsDead
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The Demon God is dead. Long Live the cheese!

I make Pac Man's cheese.

PacManCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = PacManCheese
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

A new game of PacMan's Cheese was successfully added to the arcade

PacMan's Cheese: 10/10

I used my token and tried playing it

PacManCheeseArcade = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PacManCheeseArcade
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The cheese is dead. Long live the cheese!

I make White Chocolate Cheese.

WhiteChocolateCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = WhiteChocolateCheese
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

The White Chocolate Cheese is born... and he seems unhappy at us slapping all the other cheese

White Chocolate Cheese: 500/500 HP

I inflate my hand and slap the cheese hard

GiantSlap = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = GiantSlap
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

You made a good slap.

White Chocolate Cheese: 487/500

I confuse the cheese by showing this: http://i.imgur.com/ze7BjJE.gif

InfiniteChocolate = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = InfiniteChocolate
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