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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE CHEESE USED HIS INVINCIBILITY POWER UP! D:

ZRM Cheese: 246/500

I USE A SKILL TO CANCEL HIS INVINCIBILITY! PLEASE WORK! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

Not only AP manages to make the cheese vincible again but he also deals some damage. Thanks @armorplayergc!

ZRM Cheese: 235/500

I mash the cheese with the help of some software. Autoclick = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Autoclick
mamibo
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mamibo
686 posts
Scribe

Yeah... Autoclick...

ZRM Cheese: 225/500

I slap the cheese with a quick combo of 1000 hypersonic slaps. SaitamaSlap = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SaitamaSlap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got hurt. YAY!

ZRM Cheese: 214/500

I make the weather extremely hot, make sure the cheese can't sleep, make him feel tired and give him a very difficult test! FeelingAwful = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = FeelingAwful
mamibo
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mamibo
686 posts
Scribe

The cheese is now upset.

ZRM Cheese 204/500

I produce a razor blade and start dancing with it ridiculously to no music.

LiteralBladeDance = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = LiteralBladeDance
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

For some reason, that didn't work very well :/

ZRM Cheese: 201/500

I annoy the cheese with an orange AnnoyingOrange = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = AnnoyingOrange
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese shrugs it off.

ZRM Cheese 200/500

I toss a slime creature onto the cheese. Weakest = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Weakest
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

The slime lands in a hole and starts eating the insides of the cheese! The cheese couldn't STOMACH it

ZRM Cheese 184/500

I give the cheese red bull mixed with coffee. I_can_see_sounds = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = I_can_see_sounds
mamibo
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mamibo
686 posts
Scribe

The cheese's heart stops for a while.

ZRM Cheese 171/500

I put on a creepy mask and brutally attack the cheese with a chainsaw.
TexasChainsawMassacre = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = TexasChainsawMassacre
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Your chainsaw worked for a bit before running out of fuel.

ZRM Cheese:167/500

I enter a Pokemon battle with the cheese. Pokeballs = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Pokeballs
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

Your Pokemon is strong, before it had low HP.

ZRM Cheese: 166/500

I stabbed the cheese with my knife. Knife = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Knife
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You knife did very little damage.

ZRM Cheese: 161/500

I show the cheese everything that occurred in 2016. NewYear = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = NewYear
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The New Year was pretty intense.

ZRM Cheese: 148/500

I layed down mines around the Cheese. Explosives = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Explosives
Muffin1634
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Muffin1634
380 posts
Jester

Who rolled brick?

Muffin uses Eat!

EatCheese = 6

Voice actor: "I mean, it was kind of effective..."

DICE RESULTS
6 = EatCheese
andrewer1010
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andrewer1010
49 posts
Shepherd

The cheese didn't taste good, so it dealt half of the damage.
ZRM Cheese: 145/500
andrewer1010 uses ALUBAH AKAHR
[roll 1d20 ALUBAH AKAHR]
Hopefully it works awesomely!

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