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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

The cheese was slightly confused, but even more to the fact that its name is White Chocolate Cheese

White Chocolate Cheese = 479/500

I brought my weapons from the So this is the tavern Thread and used them against the cheese
DragonSet = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = DragonSet
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The weapons worked for a bit.

White Chocolate Cheese: 476/500

I had the cheese to beat Give Up 2.

TheHardestGame = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = TheHardestGame
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

He actually beat it in 6 hours! O.O

White Choco Cheese: 470/500 HP

I used my Dragon Claw Swords on the Cheese
DragonClawSword = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = DragonClawSword
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

Whatever was that, it worked!

White Chocolate Cheese: 450/500

I had the cheese to get that 100m combo quest from Epic Combo Redux.

EpicHundredMillion = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = EpicHundredMillion
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

(Wow, Ramit... there's only two of us here willing to fight Cheese on a regular basis.
Anyway, back to our regular scheduled program of Cheese slapping lol)

White Choco Cheese is tired from all the Questing you made him do!

White Chocolate Cheese: 440/500 HP

I now stab the cheese with my Runic Dragon Tooth Daggers!
DragonToothDagger = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = DragonToothDagger
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

It didn't do much damage

White Chocolate Cheese: 438/500

I tell the cheese that he now has under 90% health left.

1d20=17

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

It's mortified, it never thought that mere mortals could make him so weak!
White Chocolate Cheese: 421/500
I ask what he is, choco or cheese?
[roll 1d20 ChocoOrCheese?]

Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

How do you correct a failed launch?
1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

By adding a chocolate bar.
I ask the cheese to kindly exit the premises.
1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
fromhell6666
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fromhell6666
48 posts
Nomad

12 = 28

DICE RESULTS
28 = 12
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

@Majestic_Fish, it won't work with that question mark.

@Yellowcat, you forgot to include the cheese's health.

@fromhell6666, you roll a 1d20, not a 7d10.

White Chocolate Cheese: 405/500 <- 438-17=421, 421-8=413, 413-8=405, and the wrong dice roll didn't count.

I touch the cheese.

CheeseTouch = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = CheeseTouch
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

I am confused, but more importantly, the cheese got slightly creeped out with your touch

White Chocolate Cheese: 400/500 HP

I throw Dragon Tooth Kunais at the Cheese
DragonToothKunai = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = DragonToothKunai
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

I mean, it was kinda effective.

White Chocolate Cheese: 398/500

I throw a dagger at the cheese.

DaggerToCheese = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DaggerToCheese
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

Small pointed weapons seems to make little damage to a cheese

White Chocolate Cheese: 392/500 HP

I bring my dragon Blaze and let his explosions deal with the cheese

BlazeIChooseYou = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = BlazeIChooseYou
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese survived the explosion.

White Chocolate Cheese: 388/500

I said "There's a bird!" and the cheese looked there so I can slap it.

Unexpected = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Unexpected
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