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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You deal a decent amount of damage.

White Chocolate Cheese: 377/500

I call a bunch of crows to eat the cheese. Murder = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Murder
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The crows eat part of the cheese.

White Chocolate Cheese: 360/500

The cheese took part of his health to grow back its part which was eaten by the crows.

GrowingCheese = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = GrowingCheese
danwar123
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Jester

The cheese, ever a perfectionist, used a lot of hp to make sure it looks completely unharmed.

White Chocolate Cheese: 343/500

I draw a knife and stab the cheese.
Knife_to_meet_you = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Knife_to_meet_you
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The knife worked and did a good amount of damage.

White Chocolate Cheese: 328/500

I tell the cheese he has under 70% health left.

LessThanSeventy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = LessThanSeventy
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

The cheese didn't seem to care about his HP percentage

White Choco Cheese: 326/500 HP

I told the cheese a dark secret

YoureAdopted = 1

OMG lol xD

DICE RESULTS
1 = YoureAdopted
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Honestly, the cheese didn't give a care in the world about your secret. If it noticed at all, honestly- It's an inanimate object.

White Chocolate Cheese: 325/500

If a small knife dealt so much to the cheese, what would a SWORD do?

[roll 1d20]

danwar123
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Dangit, I messed up my roll.

Slash = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Slash
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

It seems that the cheese was becoming more and more immune to sharp objects

White Chocolate Cheese: 322/500 HP

I "borrowed" my dad's toolbox and threw blunt tools to the Cheese

Hammergeddon = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Hammergeddon
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The cheese seems to be weak against blunt objects.

White Chocolate Cheese: 311/500

I play baseball with the cheese as the baseball.

HomeRun = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = HomeRun
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

Out! Part of the cheese was caught by the other pieces of it!

White Chocolate Cheese: 309/500 HP

I hit the cheese with a frying pan

FlynnRiderVSMaximus = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = FlynnRiderVSMaximus
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

The cheese was partially affected by the paper cut bleeding

White Chocolate Cheese: 297/500 HP < 303 - 6 = 297 < 309 - 6 = 303

I grab a pipe and hit the Cheese with it
BonkExclamationMark = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = BonkExclamationMark
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese was hit by a good whack.

White Chocolate Cheese: 287/500

I take a guitar and whacked the cheese with it.

Guitar = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Guitar
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

It seems that the guitar did its job as both a musical instrument and a blunt weapon

White Chocolate Cheese: 269/500 HP

I got some string and tied up the Cheese, taking it to a secluded area where I called my gang to beat up the cheese

NietzUsedBeatUp = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = NietzUsedBeatUp
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The gang did its job good.

White Chocolate Cheese: 254/500

I throw a dart to the cheese

RamitUsedDarts = 5

Well, it looks like I forgot to put poison on.

DICE RESULTS
5 = RamitUsedDarts
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

The darts failed to make much damage as the cheese already have lots of holes

White Chocolate Cheese: 249 / 500 HP

I throw moldy cheese at the cheese

MoldyCheese = 1

LMAO So ineffective

DICE RESULTS
1 = MoldyCheese
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