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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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It seems your attack missed :|

ZRM Cheese: 133/500 (the numbers were slightly messed up...)

I bring the Cheese back to life, so we can actually kill him! Edgy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Edgy
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
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Did my sleeping gas leak to the air and caused the thread to be inactive?

You managed to bring it to life, but the damage was small.

ZRM Cheese: 131/500

I tell the cheese he has 26.2% health left.

1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
Touchemoisituveux
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Touchemoisituveux
183 posts
Prince

The cheese is unimpressed :/

ZRM Cheese : 129/500

I sue the cheese for tax evasion

LionelMessi = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = LionelMessi
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

It worked!

ZRM Cheese: 111/500

I had the cheese to do chores.

ChoresList = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = ChoresList
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

The Cheese got bored from the boring chores

ZRM Cheese: 94

Aliens suddenly appeared... Throw. The. CHEEESE!!!

ThrowsCheese = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = ThrowsCheese
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

(first time throwing dice so it may not work)
The reference was magnificent!

ZRM Cheese: 85/500

A Majestic Fish appears!

TooMajestic = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = TooMajestic
Touchemoisituveux
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Touchemoisituveux
183 posts
Prince

The cheese is hurted by all his majesticness !

ZRM Cheese : 69/500

I tell the cheese "Cheese... I'm your father"

HeavyBreathing = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = HeavyBreathing
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

The cheese is confused!

ZRM Cheese : 60/500

I Touch the cheese

TouchFromGod = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = TouchFromGod
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

Whatever was that, it worked!

ZRM Cheese: 44/500

I tell the cheese he has under 10% health left.

LowHealthLeft = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = LowHealthLeft
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

The cheese is mortified!

ZRM Cheese: 31/500

I tell the cheese I'm using a broken smartphone

BrokenPhone = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = BrokenPhone
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Holy Emmentaler, this thread is unkillable. Good

The cheese feels your pain... deeply.

ZRM Cheese: 17/500

I slap the cheese. Classic = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Classic
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The Cheese is nearly dead.

ZRM Cheese: 1/500

I finish the cheese by slapping it.

SlapTheCheese = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SlapTheCheese
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

I transmuted a Philosopher's Cheese 1d4=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d4
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

Philosopher's Cheese was born!

Philosopher cheese: 100/100

I use the philosopher cheese.
Philosophy = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Philosophy
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

(lol anyway, sorry for not giving a proper burial to the ZRM Cheese. Was too busy deleting and remaking my post since the dice wasn't working)

The Cheese was used to make human transmutation! A lot of souls were taken away from it.

Philosopher's Cheese: 82/100

I steal some souls trapped in the Philosopher's Cheese.
Necromastery = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Necromastery
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