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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese dodged the moldy cheese.

White Chocolate Cheese: 248/500

I crash the plane on the cheese as it was September 11, 2001.

September11Attack = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = September11Attack
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

The cheese was not interested in past attacks

White Chocolate Cheese: 247/500 HP

I eat the cheese

NomNomNom = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = NomNomNom
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese took 3 HP to grow its parts that was eaten by you.

White Chocolate Cheese: 244/500

I Poke = 2 The cheese.

DICE RESULTS
2 = Poke
fromhell6666
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fromhell6666
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Nomad

Chocolate = 4
Chocolate cheese 500 HP Brick!

DICE RESULTS
4 = Chocolate
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

@fromhell6666 Read the rules please.

The poke was quite useless...

White Chocolate Cheese: 242/500

I stun the cheese with an image

TooBeatiful = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = TooBeatiful
NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
622 posts
Marquis

The cheese was stunned alright

White Chocolate Cheese: 231/500 HP

I hit the cheese using a certain item

ThickSkull = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ThickSkull
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese managed to survive the attack.

White Chocolate Cheese: 226/500

I toss the cheese out of the window.

OpenWindow = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = OpenWindow
Majestic_Fish
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1,917 posts
Chancellor

He doesn't like heights.

White Chocolate Cheese: 214/500

I tell the cheese my favourite childhood joke.

Hahahaha = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Hahahaha
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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He seem to like it.

White Chocolate Cheese: 209/500

I FreezeTheCheese = 11.

DICE RESULTS
11 = FreezeTheCheese
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

Although chocolate tastes awesome when cold, the cheese didn't like it.

White Chocolate Cheese: 198/500

I revive this thread. During the revival, the thread draws so much energy from its surroundings that the already cold cheese reaches AbsoluteZero = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = AbsoluteZero
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

The cheese is now ice cold!

White Chocolate Cheese: 187/500

The cheese is now losing HP while being Frozen = 12.

DICE RESULTS
12 = Frozen
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

Wait, did someone just say "frozen"? LET IT GOOOOOOOOLET IT GOOOOOOCAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOOOORE

White Chocolate Cheese: 175/500

As it turns out, the cheese is so allergic to DeadMemes = 2 I damaged it by just singing Let It Go.

DICE RESULTS
2 = DeadMemes
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

I think the cheese isn't really allergic to dead memes...

White Chocolate Cheese: 173/500

But I think that telling him that I ate his younger cousin last week may work.

HeWasDelicious = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = HeWasDelicious
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

The cheese is deeply offended by what you have done.

White Chocolate Cheese: 154/500

I donate the cheese to Hydraulic Press Channel. Crush = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Crush
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

He Always hated that channel.

White Chocolate Cheese: 137/500

I massage the cheese.

Reallycomfortable = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Reallycomfortable
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