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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

Instructions unclear, the cheese now has severe compression-induced injuries.

White Chocolate Cheese: 122/500

I compress the cheese even further. WCC.zip = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = WCCDotZip
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

The .zip was useless. Use something else?

White Chocolate Cheese: 121/500

I compress with [roll 1d20 .rar]

Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
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The .rar compression did a lil better.

White Chocolate Cheese: 113/500

I launch defraggler to do some defragging of Cheese's files.

1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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The defragging was slightly successful.

White Chocolate Cheese: 103/500

I crush the cheese with a giant gauntlet. Fist = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Fist
nousername757
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nousername757
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It was good. but you could've done better if it was a fist of doom.

White Chocolate Cheese: 89/500

I Push = 5 the cheese of a hill
My hi- wait wrong fourm

DICE RESULTS
5 = Push
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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It only gets a few scrapes but is otherwise okay.

White Chocolate Cheese: 84/500

I use time magic to make it rapidly decay. AgedCheese = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AgedCheese
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
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People Don't like him now, he is hurt.

White Chocolate Cheese: 70/500

I use a Spare Jack to Hit Him.BuyYourJackAtCT100 = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = BuyYourJackAtCT100
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Jack-a-pult hit the mark but didn't crit.

White Chocolate Cheese: 61/500

I throw a spiked bomb at it. DwarvenProjectile = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = DwarvenProjectile
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

Dwarven Projectiles don't work!

White Chocolate Cheese: 58/500

I greet the cheese after it was ignored for 5 days.
Greetings = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Greetings
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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It doesn't like your Greetings, because it's an evil Cheese. The harm isn't serious though.

White Chocolate Cheese: 56/500

I'm not that gentle for this evil Cheese. I take the biggest baseball bat I could find and hit the Chocolate Cheese with all my strength.
WHOOP = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WHOOP
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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It was pretty effective since the cheese is now bruised from your hit.

White Chocolate Cheese: 38/500

I fire four bullets into the cheese. Jhin = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Jhin
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

The cheese is confused by the Jhin.

White Chocolate Cheese: 26/500

It's been a
Week = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Week
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

No one gonna slap the cheese? It's almost ded ya know?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Age has severely weakened it.

White Chocolate Cheese: 8/500

I slam dunk a basketball through the cheese. Dunked = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Dunked
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