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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
Jester

It is much less scared of UV lamps than heights.
Glue cheese 190/500

I use winter curse (my awesome skill, check tug of war) on the cheese.
Bwahahahaha = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Bwahahahaha
sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese makes it look like your winter curse is much less awesome. Turns out he's a Ruski.
Glue cheese: 180/500

I compare Russia with America = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = America
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The Cheese is not 100% patriotic tawarisz, but your comparison instilled something in its... something.

Glue Cheese 170/500

I pretend to give it some vodka and then suddenly spill a whole bottle on the floor.
WhatAWaste = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = WhatAWaste
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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He seems he thought it was a waste, it hurt him, but he wasn't a lover or vodka.

Glue Cheese 160/500

I ask him: is your fave number 10?
ImAskingNicely = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ImAskingNicely
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
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He is very offended. Obviously his favorite number is 500!
Glue cheese 141/500

I attempt to eat the cheese.
TastesKindOfStale = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = TastesKindOfStale
sciller45
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sciller45
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You try biting off a small chunk of the cheese, and then, because it's sticky, you manage to hold a massive piece of the cheese.
Glue cheese: 122/500

Considering the cheese is brick, I put a lil' Roof = 7 on top of him.

DICE RESULTS
7 = Roof
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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it seems he thought it was quite nice if you, but he bumped in the roof got hurt.
Glue Cheese 115/500

I show him his predecessors.
YouWillDie = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = YouWillDie
2 = YouWillDie
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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He loves meeting new people and is excited to meet his predecessors.
Glue cheese 113/500

I make a dumb game about him.
Embarrassment = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Embarrassment
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Nooooooooooo! Somebody (not me, srsly) revived this abomination. The glue cheese insults the very meaning of life with its gooey form and hateful demeanor. @abcdragon66 @sciller45 @armorplayergc Please! Help me to banish it from our universe. Once and for all! ><

The cheese's reputation was moderately damaged by your embarrassing game.
Glue cheese 103/500
I try to diss the cohesion out of him.
1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
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PLGuy's dissing did some pretty significant damage.
Glue cheese 85/500
I throw him over a cliff.
Gravity = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Gravity
sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese bounces off the floor and back onto the cliff. Still, in order for the cheese to have enough energy, it had to use cheese fission, eating away at the cheese.
Glue cheese 80/500
As a wise man once said: "Just add more and everything will be alright". This is for you, Bartholomew!
SpreadsSupergluedAshes = 14
Hey, whaddya know, the ol' gambler was right!

DICE RESULTS
14 = SpreadsSupergluedAshes
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The ashes were precipitated along with a nice chunk of Glue cheese.
Glue cheese 66/500
I roll it through a heap of feathers.
1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
sciller45
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sciller45
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As the glue cheese gets rid of the feathers, huge chunks of cheese fly off it alongside the feathers.
GLUE cheese 48/500
I remind the cheese that it used to be 5 stories tall, but now,
ItsSmallerThanMe = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ItsSmallerThanMe
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Those 4.5 stories contained all its hearing abilities, though the cheese does shake slightly from the vibrations of your voice.

GLUE cheese 46/500

I take the most obvious route - I CutTheCheese = 11.

DICE RESULTS
11 = CutTheCheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Ouch! The cheese lost a good chunk. It's bleeding... HOW DOES CHEESE BLEED?
Glue Cheese 35/500
I send it flying with my Tornadomachine = 4.

DICE RESULTS
4 = Tornadomachine
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