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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Grilled Cheese Sandwich seems like a nice composition. I add an ingredient - sun-dried tomatoes.
Glue Cheese 386/500

TomatoesYay = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = TomatoesYay
sciller45
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sciller45
2,873 posts
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The Cheese hates tomatoes. It is disgusted by your actions!

Glue Cheese: 374 / 500

I add my own favourite ingredient. The one all pizzas enjoy! Pineapple = 2

Glue cheese? Seriously? Pineapples?
Sciller4 cheese: 0/662 DX

DICE RESULTS
2 = Pineapple
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
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The cheese loves pineapples! The pineapples are kind of angry at the cheese, though, but they are extremely weak.
Glue Cheese: 372/500

I take it out of the grilled cheese sandwich and put it on a pizza.
YumPizza = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = YumPizza
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
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The cheese actually started to like it in the grilled cheese sandwich and is distraught at being relocated so abruptly. Who knew glue cheese are clingy?

Glue Cheese: 358/500

I try out some homemade dissolvent on the glue cheese.
BackYardChemist = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = BackYardChemist
sciller45
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sciller45
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Your homemade dissolvent didn't actually start dissolving the cheese. It DID, however, explode and set it ablaze. Also, you somehow managed to freeze it, too. Yay for backyard chemistry!

Glue cheese: 343/500

I throw an ice pick at him! That'll teach him!
IcePick = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = IcePick
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
Jester

You completely broke the cheese! Woohoo!
Glue cheese: 324/500

I use the power of the luck that gave sciller a 19 to get another 19!
SuperLucky = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SuperLucky
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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I slap the cheese wuth a revive!
1d20=6

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
Jester

Your revive didn't work that well. The cheese doesn't care that much.
I will subtract both our numbers since you forgot to do mine:
Glue cheese: 308/500

I compare the cheese to blue cheese.
TheySoundSimilar = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = TheySoundSimilar
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The cheese was completely outraged by your comparison. Its gasp soaked with exasperation can be heard within 10 miles range.
Glue Cheese: 289/500

I compare the cheese to flu cheese.
1d20=12

DICE RESULTS
12 = 1d20
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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After he heard he was compared ti blue cheese, it didn't hit as hard, but it still hurt!
Glue Cheese 277/500

I show the cheese my majesty.
LOOKATMEH = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = LOOKATMEH
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Cheese was partially blinded and entirely ashamed by your majesty.
Glue Cheese 267/500
I show the cheese a real blobfish.
1d20=17

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
sciller45
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sciller45
2,873 posts
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The majesty of the blobfish melts the glue cheese's cold, stone heart and it melts. Then the cheese starts coughing and coughs out its melted heart. Ouch.
Glue Cheese: 250/500

I taunt the cheese. "Cheese! Now it's time to meet your maker! Literally = 15."

DICE RESULTS
15 = Literally
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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Jester

The cheese is very sensitive to taunting.
Glue cheese: 235/500

Since it's glue cheese, I stick it to the side of a very tall building. I hope it's not...
AfraidOfHeights = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = AfraidOfHeights
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

He was simply terrified. The only saving grace was the fact that he was still safe.
Glue Cheese 216/500

Until I LETITGOOOO = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = LETITGOOOO
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The cheese dropped on the concrete floor with a loud splash. But even more painful than the fall was your treachery.
Glue Cheese 197/500
I try UV lamps to speed up its adhesive bonding.
StickItToTheFloor = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = StickItToTheFloor
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