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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Ramit12
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The cheese appears to control his anger, but doing so resulted slight damage to the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 148/500

I heard that the cheese is scared of wolves so all I need is this:
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The Cheese was scared only little, you probably should have hidden before howling.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 146/500

I torment it with the worst torture ever, TicklingWithFeather = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = TicklingWithFeather
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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It appears the cheese was not tortured as much as others were by the worst torture, yet you managed to make the most from ticking the cheese with that feather.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 135/500

I try to confuse the cheese by speaking Pig Latin! ApslayEthayEesechay = 3!

DICE RESULTS
3 = ApslayEthayEesechay
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Unfortunately, once it realized what you were up to, it translated fluently.

AccioDeadCheese = 12!

DICE RESULTS
12 = AccioDeadCheese
sciller45
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sciller45
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A chunk of cheese comes flying towards you. That's quite a bit of damage, even if the cheese's more spiritual properties helped it out.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 120/500

Mr. Cheese, would you like to BuyOurCookies = 9? We've got plenty of flavours! Rat poison, nails, broken thermometer, See Four... We're raising money for charities!

DICE RESULTS
9 = BuyOurCookies
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Mr. Cheese took a cookie, but unfortunately it was only the naily one.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 111/500

I cage the cheese in a BurningOven = 9.

DICE RESULTS
9 = BurningOven
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The oven did mediocre damage to the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 102/500

I use GammaRays = 7 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
7 = GammaRays
sciller45
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sciller45
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The gamma rays break the Cheese's protein structures.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 95/500

I wonder if the ghost cheese likes role reversal. I put on my scream mask and WHAZZZAAAAAAAAA = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = WHAZZZAAAAAAAAA
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The Cheese answered the cheering shout. After a few rounds of whazzupping it got sore throat.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 82/500

I inject a good dose of HydrogenPeroxide = 6 into the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
6 = HydrogenPeroxide
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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The peroxide has little effect, other than a puncture wound.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 76/500

I soak the cheese in BatteryAcid = 14!

DICE RESULTS
14 = BatteryAcid
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Battery acid digested quite a portion of the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 62/500

I connect PGC to anti-PGC, trying to cause Annihilation = 6.

DICE RESULTS
6 = Annihilation
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Anti PGC seems to be too stable.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 56/500

I slice the cheese with my Cutlass = 16!

DICE RESULTS
16 = Cutlass
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Your cutlass was so sharp, that you managed to slice most of the cheese off!

Physical Ghost Cheese: 40/500

I use tape to tape the cheese parts together. ImTapingItWrong = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ImTapingItWrong
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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You really taped it awfully! That takes skill!

Physical Ghost Cheese 27/500

I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon! WhiteLightning = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = WhiteLightning
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Your Blue-Eyes White Dragon did maximum damage to the cheese!

Physical Ghost Cheese: 7/500

Since the cheese is nearly dead, I throw it into the TrashCan = 15.

DICE RESULTS
15 = TrashCan
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