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The cheese appears to control his anger, but doing so resulted slight damage to the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 148/500

I heard that the cheese is scared of wolves so all I need is this:
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO = 2

The Cheese was scared only little, you probably should have hidden before howling.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 146/500

I torment it with the worst torture ever, TicklingWithFeather = 11

It appears the cheese was not tortured as much as others were by the worst torture, yet you managed to make the most from ticking the cheese with that feather.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 135/500

I try to confuse the cheese by speaking Pig Latin! ApslayEthayEesechay = 3!

Unfortunately, once it realized what you were up to, it translated fluently.

AccioDeadCheese = 12!

A chunk of cheese comes flying towards you. That's quite a bit of damage, even if the cheese's more spiritual properties helped it out.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 120/500

Mr. Cheese, would you like to BuyOurCookies = 9? We've got plenty of flavours! Rat poison, nails, broken thermometer, See Four... We're raising money for charities!

Mr. Cheese took a cookie, but unfortunately it was only the naily one.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 111/500

I cage the cheese in a BurningOven = 9.

The oven did mediocre damage to the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 102/500

I use GammaRays = 7 on the cheese.

The gamma rays break the Cheese's protein structures.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 95/500

I wonder if the ghost cheese likes role reversal. I put on my scream mask and WHAZZZAAAAAAAAA = 13

The Cheese answered the cheering shout. After a few rounds of whazzupping it got sore throat.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 82/500

I inject a good dose of HydrogenPeroxide = 6 into the cheese.

The peroxide has little effect, other than a puncture wound.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 76/500

I soak the cheese in BatteryAcid = 14!

Battery acid digested quite a portion of the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 62/500

I connect PGC to anti-PGC, trying to cause Annihilation = 6.

Anti PGC seems to be too stable.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 56/500

I slice the cheese with my Cutlass = 16!

Your cutlass was so sharp, that you managed to slice most of the cheese off!

Physical Ghost Cheese: 40/500

I use tape to tape the cheese parts together. ImTapingItWrong = 13

You really taped it awfully! That takes skill!

Physical Ghost Cheese 27/500

I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon! WhiteLightning = 20

Your Blue-Eyes White Dragon did maximum damage to the cheese!

Physical Ghost Cheese: 7/500

Since the cheese is nearly dead, I throw it into the TrashCan = 15.