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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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Your Blue-Eyes White Dragon did maximum damage to the cheese!
Physical Ghost Cheese: 7/500
Since the cheese is nearly dead, I throw it into the TrashCan = 15.
That was a nasty trash can indeed... full of glass shards, syringes and rusted spikes that tore cheese’s mortal vessel. But even worse wounds were done to its spirit. The cheese got humiliated and lost all hope before turning once again into Ghost Cheese.
Physical Ghost Cheese: -8/500
I create TrollingRestartCheese = 1
A trollface-faced cheese suddenly materializes.
And flops to the ground, motionless. Is it alive? PokesTheCheeseWithAStick = 1
Dead(?) Trolling Restart Cheese: ??/10
You poked it gently, but it's so weak that 10% of its proteins were destroyed.
Trolling Restart Cheese: 9/10
I try to release my own miserable creation with Euthanasia = 7
The chemicals fill the cheese as its proteins lose form. It slowly melts to a pile of goo.
Trolling restart goo: 2/10
The mop sapped the cheese of its life force. It disintegrated.
Trolling restart goo: Kaput.
I summon FluxCapacitatorCheese = 3!
A cool gadget and a cheese. It's a pity we have to destroy it.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 100/100
I mess with its wires to create AShortCircuit = 12
The circuits fry some of the cheese before fixing themselves.
I splash it with a BucketOfWater = 8 to screw up the wiring even more!
Turns out the cheese has quite a good isolation. Water damaged its wiring moderately.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 80/100
I shoot the cheese from a cheese launcher into an ActiveVulcano = 13!
Maybe the insulation wasn't quite as good as we thought. The cheese is thoroughly scorched.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 67/100
I'm gonna take a page from @sciller45's playbook here: JabJabJabJab = 20!
You land critical hits, breaking Cheese’s jaw, I mean panel… or however that part was called.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 47/100
I’m sorry to break it to you, Cheese, but you’re the last ingredient for my time travel fondue. I ChopItWithCleaver = 6!
You chopped a little part of it, so the cheese didn’t suffer much.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 41/100
I send the cheese to mice so they can get a part of their cheese. I also see that one of the mice is a shaman, helping the rest of the mice to get that cheese. Is this Transformice = 19?
The transformation is complete! The cheese is torn apart.
Flux Capacitator Cheese: 22/100
I put the cheese in a pit of Acid = 10
The acid eats away at the cheese, leaving a miserable pile of cheese and circuitry still standing.
Flux Capacitor Cheese: 12/100
I point out to the cheese that its a lie. Why? Because it's HorriblyMisspelled = 6 !
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