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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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You hit the cheese with your ruler
I choose a Tree = 8 to throw at the cheese
it is mildly infuriated
i Poke = 5 cheese
you poke a small hole in the cheese
I Stab = 13 the cheese
The cheese is now riddled with holes, rendering it ineffective as a weapon. It is filled with shame.
Banhammer Cheese: 69/100
I challenge the cheese to a duel. I use my warhammer. The cheese uses itself. Squish = 19
Your war hammer breaks, but it is super effective
Banhammer Chesse: 50/100
I take my pillow filled with ________ and Throw = 17 it
Edit: change the number from 40/100 to 50/100
Your pillowcase explodes on contact with the cheese. What was in that thing?
Banhammer Cheese: 33/100
I remind the cheese that according to charles' math/prophecy, it has two turns to live, counting this one. Terror = 20
The fear takes hold of the cheese as it shrinks in terror.
Banhammer Cheese: 13/100
As the last turn of it's life (hopefully), tell the cheese to say it's prayers as I Punch = 15 it.
The cheese shatters from the force of your strike.
Banhammer Cheese: KO/100
I summon DarkMagicianCheese = 3!
you summon hard DarkMagicianCheese
i tap the Ground = 8
The resulting 3.3 earthquake mildly damages the cheese.
Dark Magician Cheese: 92/100
I summon a sorceress to challenge him to a magician's duel! Annnd___FIREBALL = 4
the fireball does minor damage.
Dark Magician Cheese: 88/100
i use a Light = 10 to damage it
Your light makes part of the cheese disappear.
Dark Magician Cheese: 78/100
I'm gonna try the fireball again. RoundTwo = 6!
Dark Magician Cheese: 72/100
brings the dark dark magician to Fireball = 16 the cheese
Third try's the charm. The fireball explodes perfectly.
Dark Magician Cheese: 56/100
I think we've run our term with the fireballs. So... FREEZERAY = 1!!!
he scoffs at your weak attack, but is not prepared for my next attack
Dark Magician Cheese: 55/100
i use the original SLAP = 4
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