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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

You hit the cheese with your ruler
95/100

I choose a Tree = 8 to throw at the cheese

DICE RESULTS
8 = Tree
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

it is mildly infuriated
87/100
i Poke = 5 cheese

DICE RESULTS
5 = Poke
Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

you poke a small hole in the cheese
82/100
I Stab = 13 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
13 = Stab
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The cheese is now riddled with holes, rendering it ineffective as a weapon. It is filled with shame.

Banhammer Cheese: 69/100

I challenge the cheese to a duel. I use my warhammer. The cheese uses itself. Squish = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Squish
Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

Your war hammer breaks, but it is super effective
Banhammer Chesse: 50/100
I take my pillow filled with ________ and Throw = 17 it

Edit: change the number from 40/100 to 50/100

DICE RESULTS
17 = Throw
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Your pillowcase explodes on contact with the cheese. What was in that thing?

Banhammer Cheese: 33/100

I remind the cheese that according to charles' math/prophecy, it has two turns to live, counting this one. Terror = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Terror
Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

The fear takes hold of the cheese as it shrinks in terror.

Banhammer Cheese: 13/100

As the last turn of it's life (hopefully), tell the cheese to say it's prayers as I Punch = 15 it.

Edit: YES!!!

DICE RESULTS
15 = Punch
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The cheese shatters from the force of your strike.

Banhammer Cheese: KO/100

I summon DarkMagicianCheese = 3!

DICE RESULTS
3 = DarkMagicianCheese
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

you summon hard DarkMagicianCheese

i tap the Ground = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Ground
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The resulting 3.3 earthquake mildly damages the cheese.

Dark Magician Cheese: 92/100

I summon a sorceress to challenge him to a magician's duel! Annnd___FIREBALL = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Annnd___FIREBALL
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

the fireball does minor damage.

Dark Magician Cheese: 88/100

i use a Light = 10 to damage it

DICE RESULTS
10 = Light
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Your light makes part of the cheese disappear.

Dark Magician Cheese: 78/100

I'm gonna try the fireball again. RoundTwo = 6!

DICE RESULTS
6 = RoundTwo
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

slightly better

Dark Magician Cheese: 72/100

brings the dark dark magician to Fireball = 16 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
16 = Fireball
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Third try's the charm. The fireball explodes perfectly.

Dark Magician Cheese: 56/100

I think we've run our term with the fireballs. So... FREEZERAY = 1!!!

edit: Oof!

DICE RESULTS
1 = FREEZERAY
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

he scoffs at your weak attack, but is not prepared for my next attack

Dark Magician Cheese: 55/100

i use the original SLAP = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SLAP
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