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You hit the cheese with your ruler
95/100

I choose a Tree = 8 to throw at the cheese

it is mildly infuriated
87/100
i Poke = 5 cheese

you poke a small hole in the cheese
82/100
I Stab = 13 the cheese

The cheese is now riddled with holes, rendering it ineffective as a weapon. It is filled with shame.

Banhammer Cheese: 69/100

I challenge the cheese to a duel. I use my warhammer. The cheese uses itself. Squish = 19

Your war hammer breaks, but it is super effective
Banhammer Chesse: 50/100
I take my pillow filled with ________ and Throw = 17 it

Edit: change the number from 40/100 to 50/100

Your pillowcase explodes on contact with the cheese. What was in that thing?

Banhammer Cheese: 33/100

I remind the cheese that according to charles' math/prophecy, it has two turns to live, counting this one. Terror = 20

The fear takes hold of the cheese as it shrinks in terror.

Banhammer Cheese: 13/100

As the last turn of it's life (hopefully), tell the cheese to say it's prayers as I Punch = 15 it.

Edit: YES!!!

The cheese shatters from the force of your strike.

Banhammer Cheese: KO/100

I summon DarkMagicianCheese = 3!

you summon hard DarkMagicianCheese

i tap the Ground = 8

The resulting 3.3 earthquake mildly damages the cheese.

Dark Magician Cheese: 92/100

I summon a sorceress to challenge him to a magician's duel! Annnd___FIREBALL = 4

the fireball does minor damage.

Dark Magician Cheese: 88/100

i use a Light = 10 to damage it

Your light makes part of the cheese disappear.

Dark Magician Cheese: 78/100

I'm gonna try the fireball again. RoundTwo = 6!

slightly better

Dark Magician Cheese: 72/100

brings the dark dark magician to Fireball = 16 the cheese

Third try's the charm. The fireball explodes perfectly.

Dark Magician Cheese: 56/100

I think we've run our term with the fireballs. So... FREEZERAY = 1!!!

edit: Oof!

he scoffs at your weak attack, but is not prepared for my next attack

Dark Magician Cheese: 55/100

i use the original SLAP = 4