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Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

A mere lap is nothing to the almighty magician!

Dark Magician Cheese: 51/00

I activate my spell card! LastDayOfTheWitch = 19!

DICE RESULTS
19 = LastDayOfTheWitch
Planetary189
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Planetary189
102 posts
Nomad

The cheese is angry.
Dark magician Cheese: 36

I THROW A GOD **** NUKE AT IT!
NUKE = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = NUKE
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Nukes seem to be ineffective against cheeses in general.

Dark Magician Cheese: 28/100

I kicked him into a time machine and send him to Pompeii. LavaBurn = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = LavaBurn
Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

The cheese returns with more holes than it should to be swiss cheese

Dark Magician Cheese: 9/100

I just do a simple Punch = 19 to the cheese

DICE RESULTS
19 = Punch
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

you annihilate the dmc with one powerful punch

i make the Invisible_cheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Invisible_cheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

An annoyingly hard cheese... doesn't appear?

I try to find it by splatting ink all over the room. Splatoon = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Splatoon
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

the hard invisible cheese appears, and is, in fact, allergic to ink

invisible cheese: 85/100

i Throw = 13 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
13 = Throw
Hunter902
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Hunter902
242 posts
Scribe

Your throw hurts it immensely
Invisible Cheese: 72/100
I Throw_My_Body = 19 at it

DICE RESULTS
19 = Throw_My_Body
sciller45
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sciller45
2,632 posts
Justiciar

Somehow, the cheese is allergic to humans. It is burnt and attempts to flee.

Invisible Cheese: 51/100

I try to TackleTheCHEESE = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = TackleTheCHEESE
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

the cheese throws you off easily.

Invisible Cheese: 45/100

i Throw_water = 17 on the cheese

DICE RESULTS
17 = Throw_water
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Apparently this cheese is allergic to water, as well as ink and people. Huh.

Invisible Cheese: 28/100

I call down a LightningStrike = 2 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
2 = LightningStrike
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

but it doesnt conduct electricity

invisible cheese; 26/100

i use a METEOR_STRIKE = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = METEOR_STRIKE
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The meteor squashes the cheese. It is now an inky, cheesy pancake.

Invisible Cheese: 12/100. RNG, Don't fail me now!

AvadaKedavra = 17!

DICE RESULTS
17 = AvadaKedavra
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
287 posts
Herald

the not so invisible cheese dies finally.

but the pulp of ink turned into a

Inky_cheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Inky_cheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

I now regret my earlier decision.

Inky Cheese: 10/10

Groudon used Fissure = 7!

The opposing Inky Cheese's Sturdy kept it alive!

DICE RESULTS
7 = Fissure
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