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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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A mere lap is nothing to the almighty magician!
Dark Magician Cheese: 51/00
I activate my spell card! LastDayOfTheWitch = 19!
The cheese is angry.
Dark magician Cheese: 36
I THROW A GOD **** NUKE AT IT!
NUKE = 8
Nukes seem to be ineffective against cheeses in general.
Dark Magician Cheese: 28/100
I kicked him into a time machine and send him to Pompeii. LavaBurn = 19
The cheese returns with more holes than it should to be swiss cheese
Dark Magician Cheese: 9/100
I just do a simple Punch = 19 to the cheese
you annihilate the dmc with one powerful punch
i make the Invisible_cheese = 3
An annoyingly hard cheese... doesn't appear?
I try to find it by splatting ink all over the room. Splatoon = 15
the hard invisible cheese appears, and is, in fact, allergic to ink
invisible cheese: 85/100
i Throw = 13 the cheese
Your throw hurts it immensely
Invisible Cheese: 72/100
I Throw_My_Body = 19 at it
Somehow, the cheese is allergic to humans. It is burnt and attempts to flee.
Invisible Cheese: 51/100
I try to TackleTheCHEESE = 6
the cheese throws you off easily.
Invisible Cheese: 45/100
i Throw_water = 17 on the cheese
Apparently this cheese is allergic to water, as well as ink and people. Huh.
Invisible Cheese: 28/100
I call down a LightningStrike = 2 on the cheese.
but it doesnt conduct electricity
invisible cheese; 26/100
i use a METEOR_STRIKE = 14
The meteor squashes the cheese. It is now an inky, cheesy pancake.
Invisible Cheese: 12/100. RNG, Don't fail me now!
the not so invisible cheese dies finally.
but the pulp of ink turned into a
I now regret my earlier decision.
Inky Cheese: 10/10
Groudon used Fissure = 7!
The opposing Inky Cheese's Sturdy kept it alive!
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