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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You killed another one!

I create minecraft cheese! MinecraftCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = MinecraftCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Armorplayer has created the Minecraft Cheese, which apparentaly is a cube.

Minecraft Cheese: 500/500

I give Minecraft Cheese a CIRCLE! Circle = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Circle
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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OH MY GOD! minecraft hate circles!

Minecraft Cheese: 482/500

I give him... AN HEXAGON! HexagonThePerfectPolygon = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = HexagonThePerfectPolygon
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It doesn't hate hexagons that much.

Minecraft Cheese: 473/500

I throw the cheese off a cliff Push = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Push
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

It was wearing feather falling III...Boots?

MC cheese:469/500

I hit the cheese w/ a diamond sword.[roll 1d20 DSword]

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The cheese dodge!

Minecraft Cheese: 469/500

I use a splash potion of harming! Splash = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Splash
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Direct hit!

MC cheese:452/500

I try again.DSword = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = DSword
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

This time you stabbed it!

Minecraft Cheese: 441/500

I hit it with Terraria! Terraria = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Terraria
Gantic
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Gantic
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Terraria's two-dimensionalness couldn't hit the Minecraft Cheese in the third dimension.
Minecraft Cheese: 437/500
I hit Minecraft Cheese with a diamond pickaxe. 1d20=6

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Gantic's diamond pickaxe broke due to the low durability on it.
Minecraft Cheese 431/500
I spawn a whole army of creepers to explode on the cheese. Ssssssss = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Ssssssss
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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You spawned them in the sky! They died from fall damage!

Minecraft Cheese: 430/500

I tell Endermans there are goodies inside the cheese. EnderSteal = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = EnderSteal
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Started to rain and they teleported away.

Minecraft Cheese: 423/500

I release the Ender Dragon from The End to destroy the cheese! DragonBreath = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = DragonBreath
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! this is a tough guy!

Minecraft Cheese: 419/500

I take my enchanted dragon egg ingot sword with strenght II from my beacon! DragonSword = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = DragonSword
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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armorplayergc's sword also broke due to low durability.
Minecraft Cheese: 414/500
I summon the Wither to attack the Cheese. WitherEffectPlz = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = WitherEffectPlz
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes, the cheese is withering!

Minecraft Cheese: 401/500

I try to hack minecraft! HackingMinecraft = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = HackingMinecraft
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