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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You hack into the hardware,but are quickly driven out by antivruses.

MC cheese: 395/500

I hit the MC cheese with a diamond pickaxe with efficiency V.EfficientPickaxeV = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = EfficientPickaxeV
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You almost break the block before being interrupted!
MC Cheese: 381/500
I stare enviously at the blockiness of the cheese! IRTehBlockyJuan = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = IRTehBlockyJuan
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

You make the Cheese nervous.
Minecraft Cheese HP: 367/500.
I hit Minecraft Cheese with The Witcher 3 graphics. WhatTheShock = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = WhatTheShock
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Yuo actually got CoD advanced warfare graphics,but the heese is horrfied at the lack of cubes.

MC cheese:360/500

Diamond word.DSword = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = DSword
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
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The Diamond Sword was the wrong tool to use on the Minecraft Cheese.
Minecraft Cheese: 353/500
I use a Minecraft command to kill the cheese. kill @e[type=Cheese,r=200] 1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The command did very little to the cheese.
Minecraft Cheese 436/500
I start firing flaming arrows at the cheese with my enchanted bow. Twang = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Twang
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Your bow break due to low durability

Minecraft Cheese: 432/500

I bring The Glitch from my last real-life nightmare to attack the cheese! TheGlitch = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = TheGlitch
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Scary...

Minecraft Cheese: 423/500

I try to suffocate the cheese with sand. OutOfAir = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = OutOfAir
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Cheeses don't breathe very much.

Minecraft Cheese: 418/500

CREEPER ATTACK! CreeperArmy = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = CreeperArmy
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
1,266 posts
Peasant

The cheese is fairly damaged.

Minecraft Cheese: 309/500 (Darkfire45 made a typo)

I melt the cheese with fire. [roll 1d20 FireDamage]

ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The cheese is immune to fire now!

Minecraft Cheese: 309/500

I bring an army of iron golems to destroy the cheese. IronFist = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = IronFist
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You bring in one iron golem at like 0 hp due to constantly being hit by a diamond sword,only doing a single,low toss.

Minecraft Cheese:306/500I stare at the cheese.[roll 1d20 DEATHSTARE]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

WOW! the cheese is fast!

Minecraft Cheese: 306/500

I bring the same Glitch from my nightmare again! GlitchFromNightmare = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = GlitchFromNightmare
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It effectively glitches the cheese.
Minecraft Cheese 294/500
I use Guardians to attack the cheese with their eye beams. EldersIncluded = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = EldersIncluded
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese melts and explodes as the beams hit it.

Minecraft Cheese: 274/500

I use my Creeper Army again. CreeperArmy = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = CreeperArmy
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