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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is too heavy and falls down really hard.

Nano Cheese: 259/500

I rub the cheese really hard on a rough wall. SuperRub = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SuperRub
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The cheese is all rough now.

Nano Cheese: 248/500

I smash the cheese with an AntSmasher = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = AntSmasher
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

It's not very effective!

244/500

I overload the cheese with really cute kittens. Kittens = 20

DICE RESULTS
6 = Kittens
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

THE CHEESE EXPLODES FROM ALL THIS CUTENESS!

Nano Cheese: 224/500

I summon my penguins. I had some time to use that move. PenguinArmy = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = PenguinArmy
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The penguin army destroyed great part of the cheese.

Nano Cheese: 206/500

I summon my Eagles = 19!

DICE RESULTS
19 = Eagles
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The eagles saved gandalf- I mean, attacked the cheese!

Nano Cheese: 187/500

I hit the cheese with a BigRock = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = BigRock
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

yes! that one didn't missed since it's a small cheese!

Nano Cheese: 167/500

I try to hit the cheese with light! LightOfABeacon = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = LightOfABeacon
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You made the cheese blind!

Nano Cheese: 152/500

I play rock-paper-scissors with the cheese! Paper = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Paper
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese had scissors...

Nano Cheese: 147/500

I sit on the cheese really hard. SitDown = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = SitDown
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You're not that heavy.

Nano Cheese: 139/500

I send the cheese to the Moon = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Moon
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

The cheese lands on the Moon with a thud. The cheese isn't the only thing damaged, the moon is also missing a chunk from the impact of the cheese.

Nano Cheese: 120/500

I make the cheese a soothing broth.

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

1d20=11

My gawd I forgot to roll.

DICE RESULTS
11 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes! we are doing a good damage!

Nano Cheese: 109/500

I undo the cheese, even through chemical reactions can't be undone! UndoingAChemicalReaction = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = UndoingAChemicalReaction
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You were right, they can't be undone, but with all this mess you created to TRY to undo it, the cheese was damaged.

Nano Cheese: 98/500

I take a hammer and smash the cheese. HammerSmash = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = HammerSmash
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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Hm, I wonder what the hammer was made from...
Nano Cheese HP: 95/500
I send my LittleSisters = 19 to extract all the ADAM from the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
19 = LittleSisters
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