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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is immune to cheese attacks!

Nano Cheese: 402/500

I drown the cheese in Acid = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Acid
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Now the cheese is corroded!

Nano Cheese: 391/500

I shot the cheese with an Arrow = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Arrow
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The arrow pierces through the cheese!

Nano Cheese: 378/500

I start punching the cheese rapidly. HyperPunching = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = HyperPunching
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

You make another hole in the cheese.

Nano Cheese: 365/500

I send the cheese to another dimension. LostDimension = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = LostDimension
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You send him to a dimension he liked

Nano Cheese: 361 (19x19)/500

I annoy the cheese! VeryAnnoying = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = VeryAnnoying
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Did you try one of annoying orange's tricks?

Nano Cheese: 346/500

I hit the cheese with a Guitar = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Guitar
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

He liked the music though

Nano cheese 336/500

I explode the cheese

Explosion = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Explosion
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese is so small it can't be exploded right :\

Nano Cheese: 334/500

I think on the cheese HatredThought = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = HatredThought
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Your hatred thought wasn't very effective...

Nano Cheese: 326/500

I stare at the cheese smiling very creepily. CreepyStare = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = CreepyStare
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Your stare misses most of the cheese.

Nano Cheese 324/500

I activate a trap card to hit the cheese. TurnEnd = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = TurnEnd
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Wow! It worked very well!

Nano Cheese: 307/500

I step on the cheese. Stomp = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Stomp
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You marked it with your footprint. The cheese didn't like it.

Nano Cheese: 289/500

I hit the cheese with a Chair = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Chair
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The chair smashes on the cheese's head, dazing it for a bit.

Nano cheese: 281/500

I put the cheese in a Cheese_grater = 6.

DICE RESULTS
6 = Cheese_grater
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

It's a lame one.

275/500

I enlarge the cheese [roll 1d20 Kilo cheese] lol

will3
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will3
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Nomad

Kilocheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Kilocheese
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