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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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OH MY GOOOOOOD!

Nano Cheese: 76/500

I call my penguins. PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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The penguins are tired from previous attacks.

Nano Cheese: 72/500

I try to erase the cheese with my MagicalEraser = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = MagicalEraser
helpo1
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helpo1
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You probably didn't see your magical eraser expiration date.
Nano Cheese HP: 71/500
I send a dozen of LeadheadSplicers = 15 to attack the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
15 = LeadheadSplicers
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I don't know what those are, but it's effective.

Nano Cheese: 56/500

I hit the cheese with a FireExtinguisher = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = FireExtinguisher
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! the cheese is becoming weak!

Nano Cheese: 36/500

I throw a lightning on the cheese Lightning = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Lightning
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It is almost dead!

Nano Cheese: 20/500

I hurl a Stick = 16 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
16 = Stick
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

It's stuck in it!

Nano Cheese: 4/500

I try to kill it with a Poke = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Poke
helpo1
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helpo1
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You've successfully poked the Nano Cheese to it's death.
Nano Cheese HP: -2/500
@Gogotank, you don't know what Little Sisters and Leadhead Splicers are? Thank have some BioshockCheese = 4!

DICE RESULTS
4 = BioshockCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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helpo1 has summoned the Bioshock cheese from Rapture.

Bioshock Cheese 500/500

I start firing my rifle at the cheese. BangBang = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = BangBang
helpo1
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helpo1
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You should've probably used the Damage Upgrade and Armor-piercing ammo.
Bioshock Cheese HP: 498/500
I "WouldYouKindly = 14" ask the Bioshock cheese to hurt itself. Yes, again.

DICE RESULTS
14 = WouldYouKindly
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Atlas successfully controlled the cheese.

Bioshock Cheese: 484/500

I inject some ADAM = 9 in the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
9 = ADAM
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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I tried googling it and it only had pictures of Adam Sandler, so I don't know what that is.

Bioshock Cheese: 475/500

I call my PenguinArmy = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PenguinArmy
helpo1
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helpo1
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Your penguins have something about 75% of the max EVE, so they're do a bit of damage after all.
(ADAM.)
Bioshock Cheese HP: 460/500
I use [roll 1d20 GravityWell] to harm the cheese a bit.

helpo1
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helpo1
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Hm, didn't roll correctly... GravityWell = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = GravityWell
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You succesfully harmed the cheese a bit.

Bioshock Cheese: 451/500

I attack the cheese with a Pencil = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Pencil
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